Timballisto
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- The 100 (TV) (28)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (11)
- Carmilla (Web Series) (7)
- Warehouse 13 (5)
- Emelan - Tamora Pierce (5)
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“This’ll make the elders shit themselves.” Tsunade chuckled. “Assigning Jiraiya a little paper pusher from nowhere instead of some jounin track hotshot? They’ll hate that. This way everyone is unhappy. Except me. I’m having a great time.”
or, a paper ninja whose career has already hit a dead end applies for an apprenticeship she is deeply unqualified for. tsunade makes it everyone's problem.
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"I’m sorry.” Sokorra said, an edge of laughter in her voice. She came around Beta so that her face came back into Beta’s eyeline. “I just didn't expect any family of Aloy's to be so..." Beta saw Sokorra visibly pause over her word choice. "...passive."
Considering that Elisabet and Beta were both computer scientists, which didn't usually include a lot of intense physical activity or violence, Beta would argue that Aloy was actually the odd one out in their weird little family tree.
“Any idiot can hit something with a stick until it stops moving.” Beta said curtly. “After all, if you can do it it can’t be that hard.”
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beta bears the weight of the world on her shoulders. sokorra grapples with the fact that she's no longer a constant in her brother's life. neither are handling it well.
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- Part 2 of rain shadow
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load-bearing: adj. supporting much of the weight of the overlying parts of a building or other structure.
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A non-chronological compilation of one-word prompts used to explore Beta and Sokorra as characters, as a pairing, and their interactions with the general world of Horizon Zero Dawn.
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- Part 3 of rain shadow
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“You are mistaken, my lady, if you think I will submit myself to the flames again.” It was in her anger that her courtly words slipped, the artifice of nobility slipping from her mouth like a broken bridle. “The tantrums of a pampered prince are not reason enough to die in his place. I will go to the castle, speak to the King, and end this ridiculous charade!”
The hope that had risen in the Fire Keepers chest was put out all at once. Another Unkindled unwilling to fulfill their duty. The taste of it was bitter to the tongue. “Then I wish thee well.” The Fire Keeper stood, brushing ash from her robes. Her voice was curt. Sharp, where before it had been lyrical and soft.
“Milady-”
“Do not take my words as an ill omen upon thy journey. If the King still resides in the high seat, and if he has the power to command the Lords, I grant thee my blessing.”
Empty words, for a fool's errand.The Ashen One and the Firekeeper from the beginning to the end.
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luke 12:32 by Timballisto
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
20 Jul 2023
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Rhaenyra wasn’t sure whether to laugh or cry. She had been driven from her throne by one shepherd only to be saved from execution by another. Truly the gods had a twisted sense of humor.
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The death of Rhaenyra Targaryen at the hands of her brother Aegon II is interrupted by a peasant with a guilty conscience- and a very large dragon.
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rain shadow: noun. a patch of land that has become a desert due to mountain ranges blocking much of the rainfall necessary for plant growth
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A compilation of works that explore Beta and Sokorra as characters, as a pairing, and their interactions with the general world of Horizon Zero Dawn.
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this au posits that jiran took talanah hostage as a guarantee of the hunting lodge's good behavior around 8-9 years or so before the canon time-line. that lasted a few years before tensions reached a breaking point again and he had talanah's brother and father executed anyway. he then engaged her to marry kadaman- which gave him a lever with which to keep his heir in line... which is why kadaman hasn't gotten himself killed already; he's worried would jiran would do to talanah to punish him. bc jiran has been a bit more politically canny, the red raids have continued and the liberation of meridian has not yet occurred. aloy is captured at some point during one of the red raids and transported to meridian to be sacrificed in the sun-ring.
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clarke/lexa prompts in no particular order
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- 16,335
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- 24
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- 138
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collection of one-shots, both AU and canon
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Carmilla Marvel!AU by Timballisto
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Carmilla (Web Series)
03 Feb 2015
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“So–” Dennis starts, and Trinity honestly isn’t sure how she’s going to explain this one.
“I know it’s weird,” she says, gripping the steering wheel.
“I mean, it’s not that weird,” Dennis placates.
“He’s kind of a trainwreck,” Trinity defends, and then feels some type of way about the fact that she’s defending Langdon.
Dennis doesn’t disagree.
She promises him, “It’s only temporary.”
(Langdon's wife kicks him out. Trinity offers up her couch. She ends up learning a few things about her sworn enemy in the process.)
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the clouds broke (and what a break for me) by havenmere (slowclimb)
Fandoms: House of the Dragon (TV)
14 Jul 2025
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It was entirely unfair, Alicent thought, that on this day (a day where she was hungover, had no make-up on, was sweating to the point that she could feel it beading on her temple and upper lip, and her shirt was sticking everywhere) she would come face-to-face with the most gorgeous woman she had ever seen.
“Hi,” the object of Alicent’s frustration said amiably, standing behind the till in the Student Union’s coffee shop. “How are you?”
In which Alicent Hightower drinks coffee, makes small talk, and really, really fancies her favourite barista.
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During WWII, reclusive marine researcher Alicent finds herself the reluctant guardian of an evacuee boy; as he worms his way into her heart, she finds herself thinking more and more about the woman who once held it completely.
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The entirely true, only sightly exaggerated story of how CEO Rhaenyra Targaryen fell in love with her window-washer.
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Fuck Your Homophobic Boss's Daughter by JajaLala
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Jul 2021
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When Burnin discovers her boss is homophobic, she decides to stick it to him by fucking his daughter.
...Todoroki Fuyumi ends up being a lot more to handle than she expected.