6 Works by Toadsong

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    While the average weight of a vending machine comes to about 639 pounds (290 kg), full size vending machines can weigh upwards 1,000 pounds (450 kg) depending on their brand, stock, and model, creating a risk of serious injury or death if tilted until they fall over.

    Despite this, Sam absolutely does not mind this one getting on top.

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    1/1
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    6
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    Bookmarks:
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    Jeanne and Harriet's first kiss, and every moment that led them to this point in time.

    Language:
    English
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    14,482
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    Bookmarks:
    17
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    The Lernaean Hydra (Ancient Greek: Λερναῖα ὕδρα, romanized: Lernaîa Húdrā), more often known simply as the Hydra, is a serpentine monster in Greek and Roman mythology. The Hydra possessed many heads, the exact number of which varies according to the source. Later versions of the Hydra story add a regeneration feature to the monster: for every head chopped off, the Hydra would regrow two heads. To prevent this, as Heracles severed each mortal head, Iolaus was set to the task of cauterizing the fresh wounds so that no new heads would emerge.

    Or, alternatively: A peek into the moment when Harriet begins seeing Jeanne less like a monster, and more like the neighbor she never properly got to know.

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    English
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    7,266
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1,378
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    What was it like, to become a God of storytelling? To suddenly be able to not just see the very writing of the world around you- but reach out and touch it? Change it? What was it like becoming something you could never even conceptualize before?

    AKA, a somewhat abstract retelling of Click Clack's ascension from his point of view.

    Now with a bonus chapter: INTERMISSION, a slightly less abstract retelling of his ascension, from Thespius' point of view!

    Language:
    English
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    5,353
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    99
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    667
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    Gordon is a computer programmer for Black Mesa who gets a bit too caught up in his own personal projects rather than actual work. Can you blame him for getting a little bored? Though he did get a bit too carried away with this most recent little side project.

    How does a person accidentally create- not one, not two, but- seven AIs that pass the Turing Test with flying colors? Gordon is still trying to figure out the answer to that question.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    865
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    142
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    917
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    All it took was one hit. One hit that was a little too hard, a little to underserving, a little too... angry. And Donnie decides he isn’t going to take it anymore. (Takes place a few hours after "Tokka VS. The World", but you can read without watching!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,146
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    503
    Bookmarks:
    76
    Hits:
    4,299

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