Toenail_friedegg69
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Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.”
Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”
“I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.”
“Rozanov–”
“Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”
OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic.
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- Part 3 of cjo + hr
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03 Jan 2026
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If there had been gossip after the reunion, Brian's life might have looked something like this.
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24 Mar 2025
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What kind of name is “Player”? by Tsunami_Seawing
Fandoms: Carmen Sandiego (Cartoon 2019)
23 Mar 2024
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Player goes to school. That doesn’t stop him from being Team Red’s hacker. However, it does raise suspicions.
Particularly in his classmates.
They try to figure him out while every twist and turn slaps them in the face. It seems as though there’s a new school celebrity.
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aka the “Player goes to high school and is a cryptid with a Lot of electronics so the kids think he’s participating in organized crime” fic.Mostly sillies, vaguely following the actual show plot (Shadowsan joined the team already)
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- Part 1 of Team Red Terrorizing Schools
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23 Mar 2025
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a step by step guide to falling in love; or, how to woo a guy in 1,854 days by neverbirds
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez, The Book of Mormon - Ambiguous Fandom
28 Sep 2017
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Step 1: Have an unhealthy obsession with romantic comedies
Step 2: Ignore how cute your new best friend is
Step 3: Be emotionally illiterate
Step 4: Hope you get your happy ending, despite putting zero effort in on your part
Step 5: Actually get the happy endingBookmarked by Toenail_friedegg69
22 Mar 2025
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just not telling the whole truth by gayvincreel
Fandoms: The Book of Mormon - Parker/Stone/Lopez
26 Aug 2015
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That’s why Elder Price is safe to like, is safe to dote over, is safe to fantasize about, because he can learn to feel more comfortable with his – with his alternate thoughts, if you will, without any fear of his thoughts being reciprocated. Without his reoccurring fear that any close bond he forms with a man will crumble in on itself due to his own discomfort and self-hatred just like it did with Steve.
He learns that he shouldn't love boys years before he realizes he does, he learns that he doesn't love himself years before he realizes he should, and he learns that he can do both less than one year after he meets Elder Price.
(Spans Elder McKinley's life from age five to twenty. Mostly written because I was sad there wasn't an angsty Turn It Off reprise. Finished 2.24am).
Edit 16/03/2020: Book of Mormon London closed on the 5th anniversary of when I first saw it. What strange times we live in. Stay safe, everyone.
Edit 02/10/2024: Gavin Creel wasn't my OG Price, but he was a joy to me all the same. A great loss at far too young.
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21 Mar 2025