TooManyEyesandTeeth
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Martin get's turned into a cat, but honestly, it's not that bad. He just needs to get turned back and the Archives is the best place to find out how. Now he just has to let everyone know what happened, and hopefully no one else changes too... can't be to hard, right?
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"Where you go, I go."
"That's the deal."
Two calamities collide and cancel each other out, and also drop four people off in another world. A world where they must survive the hardships of learning to be human again.
Can these four monsters survive the day to day trials of a normal world?
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A Little Break from Paranoia by TooManyEyesandTeeth for PrincessRaptor
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Oct 2025
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Jon is very, very tired and hungry. Honestly, he just needs a mental break from all of this. However, in attempting to do so, the Archivist finds an opening, and doesn't much like the idea of the Lonely being in their halls...
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Elias pays Jon an unexpected, and unwanted visit in his office. Martin comes to the rescue, and Jon's feelings blossom.
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Martin needs to take care of Jon, but is Jon too far gone?
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- Part 2 of Moth Eattin
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Rain often puts a damper on plans. Luckily, there's plenty to do inside.
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Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
02 Mar 2026
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Jon has never known what it's like to be treated with care.
Martin Blackwood intends to fix that.
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01 Mar 2026
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not a good person, barely a person at all by bagelistyping for thesilentshipper
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
13 Feb 2023
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“Jon, help me out here. Do you need help to sit down?”
Jon’s heart was pounding far too hard in his chest to think over, tears still spilling from his face that he was trying to hide before the only person talking to him like he was still human noticed that he wasn’t. Before he noticed the way his eyes gleamed unnaturally, or that there were marks on his face where eyes were ready to pry through and roll up over his flesh.
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Jon, a week after being promoted to Head Archivist, is suddenly flooded with his memories from two years in the future.Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
25 Feb 2026
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“I assume it’s her attempt at a—a, a varied diet? Eating your greens, you know?”
Jon can’t help a quiet laugh. “Probably. I’m sure it’ll work fine.” His hand drifts to one of the paper statements, though.
“I wonder what the tapes are,” says Martin absentmindedly, zipping up his jacket. “More of Gertrude’s statements, maybe?”
Jon’s brow furrows.
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Or: What if, instead of reading Jonah’s message, Jon had listened to Gertrude’s first?
Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
20 Feb 2026
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Jon couldn't remember the last time someone had put a hand on him out of kindness.
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inspired by the whole 'dont touch me' in 187
Bookmarked by TooManyEyesandTeeth
20 Feb 2026