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Dear Barbatos, pls send nudes by The_Cinderninja for magicalboymlm
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Jun 2025
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Venti gets drunk and says what the Church was already thinking: Barbatos is hot.
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05 Mar 2026
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Dahlia spends his life on his knees.
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04 Mar 2026
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It's Only Hubris If I Fail by Sapphire363, via_the_cryptid
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Mar 2026
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The Grandmaster of the Knights of Favonius challenges a bard to a drinking contest.
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03 Mar 2026
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Part (1) complete.
Part (2) ongoing.
Part (3) not started yet.
•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~•~Dahlia's faith fractured, and with it, his whole world.
Seeking thrill and trouble, it was only natural that he fell in love with Mondstadt's most chaotic bard.Only to discover his lover was his Archon, then became the herald of said Archon, and then asked this same Archon to move in with him.
And as if that was not enough drama for him, Dahlia, despite the warnings of Barbatos, decided he was seeking immortality.
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01 Mar 2026
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Four Times Diluc Thought He Wasn't Good Enough for Venti, and One Time He Was Proven Wrong by jadalecki
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Sep 2021
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Diluc struggles with self-esteem, and as he falls in love with the most beautiful bard in the world, he realizes that he may not be good enough or important enough to be with a god. Venti begs to differ. Aggressively.
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09 Feb 2026
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Breaking Points and Other Worldly Matters by VermillionCerulean
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
10 Aug 2023
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"You okay?" Hu Tao raised an eyebrow, suddenly concerned.
"Fine," He replied, swallowing thickly. "Could you pass me the tofu, Director?"
Zhongli fails to keep his composure as he grows increasingly nauseous after dinner- luckily, Hu Tao is there.
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05 Feb 2026
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“You would have your own Archon work the fields? That’s… sacrilege!”
Diluc smirks. “Archon? As far as I know Mondstadt hasn’t seen its Archon for years. All I see before me is a bard off the clock.”
Venti frowns at that one.
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Venti joins in on an event at the Dawn Winery.Bookmarked by Totally_Not_A_Vampire
04 Feb 2026
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Diluc slept with the Anemo Archon and doesn’t know how to handle it. Kaeya is less than helpful upon hearing his drunken confessions.
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31 Jan 2026
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The "acting" grand sage gets paid sick leave by Butterballporkbun
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 May 2023
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Alhaitham finds himself sick for the first time in a long long while.
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24 Jan 2026
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venti and dahlia have a barrage of unexpressed feelings for each other, whether hidden behind centuries of learned routine or fear of ruining something dear. together they learn to figure them out at their own pace.
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22 Jan 2026
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Secrets Hidden and Whispered by Wind by HeirOfSerenity for suitkase (owvinea)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
08 Jan 2026
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Diluc reread the letter once. Twice. He took a shaky inhale, burning the letter in what was second nature to him now.
Could Venti…? No, no, the bard may sport the braids of the Anemo Archon and have many unique skills up his sleeves, but there’s no way….
Diluc needed to get Jean involved. Now.
Or, Diluc and Jean know something is off about Venti. Diluc suspects, Jean doubts, and in the end, the Anemo Archon has a much-needed conversation with both of them.
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10 Jan 2026
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The Wine-Cursing Incident by oh_fudgecakes for kawree
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
25 Dec 2025
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“Master Diluc, are you quite alright?” Venti asks.
Diluc turns back around. “You,” he begins, and then, “I—”
He stares at the sink again, then back at Venti, who just blinks, seeming quite bemused.
“How is wine-cursing a thing you can do now?!” Diluc demands.
“Hey,” Venti says, mock-crossly. “I cultivated the God of Wine title very diligently, I'll have you know that. Unfortunately, it never gave me any useful abilities— like the power to turn water to wine! Wouldn't that have been amazing? But no, that never manifested.”
Barbatos is the God of Wind and Freedom, but also of Wine and Song. He thus has a sliding scale of wine-curses from "I lay a plague upon your house" and "may all the wine you drink be ever-so-slightly over-oxidized." He absolutely uses his wine-cursing abilities on drunk assholes at the bar.
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- Part 8 of genshin fics
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26 Dec 2025
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I've seen him (and I need him to be mine) by valer13
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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'Zhongli had completely forgotten about these unsent letters, until Hu Tao comes up with her ridiculous plan. Now he has to cope with the reactions of everyone in Liyue Harbor and beyond, and not least of all, those of the intended recipient. What is Venti to him, in this new era?'
—What if instead of Venti coming to Liyue to confront Zhongli regarding the letters, it was Barbatos who was there for the annual (centennial) public archon meeting?
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AU of the “memories are brittle at their best” by LibbyLune
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24 Dec 2025
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Something Old, Something New by Clarice Chiara Sorcha (claricechiarasorcha)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
15 Aug 2023
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Venti actually cheers. And takes off at a skipping run. It leaves Zhongli alone in the kitchen, untouched congee cooling on the sideboard, holding an oversized jade dildo while dressed in nothing but a light silk robe.
Just another day in the company of the Lord of Anemo.
Some time after the shenanigans of Lantern Rite 3.4, Zhongli invites Venti to spend some time together in one of his old domains. It goes about as calmly as either of them might expect.
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08 Dec 2025
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Rex Lapis is dead.
Barbatos is not very happy about that.
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04 Dec 2025
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The Late Great Cutsleeve Debate by aunxiliary (tangerinechar)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
13 Sep 2021
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"What in the world do you mean, cutsleeve behavior?” Venti asks.
Lan Fengmei blinks. “What do you mean? You know, cutsleeve, like how my dads are always acting so cute and in love even after they’ve been married for, like, 13 years? Wait, uh. You don’t know what it means?”
“...No?”
Venti discovers the origins behind some very specific Liyuen slang.
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01 Dec 2025
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the divine reflection by Sapphire363, via_the_cryptid
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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Cecil the Bard is not a god.
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- Part 9 of the wind sprite and his bard
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30 Nov 2025
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leave adoration for the modest (give in to temptation) by CherryBonBon
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
16 Nov 2025
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Once, when he was younger, he imagined getting the chance to meet the Anemo Archon and pledging himself. Doing whatever his god wished to make him happy. It was that dream, combined with his father’s own, that had led to his brief time with the Knights of Favonius. And despite the fact that he’s long since left the knights, in a way he's still gotten his wish.
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Diluc is in love with the Anemo Archon but, more importantly, he’s also in love with a bard.
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24 Nov 2025
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And this small boy - small, but not young - gripping her hand and trusting her, is her god. The Archon she has worshipped since birth is laying shirtless on a table while her childhood friend nearly brings him to tears, and all because he has crippled himself just to be closer to his people - of which she is one of.
And he’s holding her hand, and he is trusting her, and Jean finds herself experiencing an emotion she doesn’t have a name for as she looks into his inhuman eyes and finds her faith alive and well, and knowing his face and his name and his vices and flaws and his voice and how much he loves his people does not shake it.
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Never has there been a time in Mondstadt's history where he has been able to claim both his wings and his true name; Venti. But never either has he had friends who insist he can have both.
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28 Oct 2025
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kiss me, love me (make HR mad at me) by aunxiliary (tangerinechar)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
23 Mar 2022
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“Aiya, you’re thinking way too far ahead! You’ve already insisted on the fancy seats, and that’s enough for one day. We’ll figure the rest out later!” Venti wiggles the mouse from Zhongli’s hand and clicks to the next ticket booking site, this one for some stage play about Liyue’s archon and all his dead friends. “I can’t believe you went ahead and spent 5,000 mora for second-row seats. You are so lucky I love you.”
Venti has been in love with Zhongli for 10 years. According to Venti, Zhongli doesn't feel the same way. This is all good and fine, and their upcoming vacation together is most definitely not going to change a single thing.
(Oh yeah, according to Zhongli? They're dating. Obviously.)
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12 Oct 2025