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The great Master Diluc sent a mysterious message to the Cavalry Captain. Kaeya decides to see what it's about.
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25 Feb 2026
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as long as i am here (your name will be protected) by ineffableserpent
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
04 Jun 2025
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"I am deeply sorry for your losses," Diluc says, and he genuinely sounds remorseful in a way that makes Kaeya want to kick this Knight's teeth in. "I did what I could, everything that I could to—"
"But you failed," the Knight drawls out slowly, every word laced with hatred and venom as he steps forward, jabbing a finger into Diluc's face. "You were a little brat way in over their head, tryin' to meet expectations you could never live up to. And their blood will always be on your hands. My friends, and your father's. You couldn't even be man enough to stay at our sides. You ran off like a whiny little baby who just wanted his dead mommy and daddy."
Heat fills the tavern, as if a bonfire had been lit in the center.
Kaeya moves first.
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Sending that letter to Kaeya was probably the best thing Adelinde has ever done.
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Diluc sighs guiltily and puts her down. ‘I’m sorry, Klee,’ he tells her.
‘That was scary,’ she tells him. ‘I don’t like to see you and Big Brother Kaeya fighting. You should just tell him more turtle facts if you can’t think of anything nice to say.’
Kaeya’s mind helpfully supplies him with a brief scenario of Diluc that day in the rain, standing over him with a flaming claymore, and pausing his onslaught of attacks to educate Kaeya on how a turtle’s shell is not actually an exoskeleton like most people would assume but actually a modified rib cage that’s part of the vertebral column.
‘You’re right,’ Diluc sighs. ‘I shouldn’t have lost my temper at Sir Kaeya.’
Klee nods understandingly. ‘Now you need to say sorry to him.‘
Diluc blinks. ‘What?’
‘You need to say sorry to him,’ Klee repeats. ‘That’s what Master Jean always tells Klee to do when Klee says something that hurts people. And Klee is sure that Master Jean would be very, very upset if she sees Big Brother Kaeya and Big Brother Diluc not getting along.’
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aka local eight-year-old girl forces two grown men to have a conversation about their feelings with gratuitous amount of turtle facts sprinkled in
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"Oh Archons, he never told Kaeya that Santa is fake," He breathes out, horrified. Not one Christmas in the past has Kaeya or his father mentioned Santa Claus and how fake he is. "You told my little brother that Santa is fake?!"
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Kaeya pulls a prank on his friendsBookmarked by UnauthorizedSkeleton
08 Feb 2026