18 Works by UtmostCalamity
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“Just say the word, little buddy, and all this could be yours too,” Tanaka said, gesturing broadly at himself.
“Wow, how did I get so lucky,” Hinata deadpanned.
“Hey, if you don’t want-”
“No, shut up!” Hinata yelped, grabbing Tanaka’s arm. “I want you to be my fake boyfriend too! Are you free this weekend?”
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Hinata's been having trouble with an overly flirtatious coworker, but lucky for him his bro Tanaka is an expert in the field of fake dating.Series
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As he neared the building, Kei caught sight of those bright yellow flowers, but his heart sank when he didn’t spot any kicking feet or shining copper. Instead, an altogether different but immediately recognizable color grabbed his attention. A color entirely inappropriate for his balcony, as a matter of fact. A light, powder blue fluttering gently in the breeze–his favorite sweatshirt was draped over their railing.
Well, Shouyou had some explaining to do.
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Hinata Shouyou is an irresponsible idiot, and that's somehow Kei's problem yet again.
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Hinata got too excited about playing on the beach to remember sunscreen needs to be reapplied, and Tsukishima is the only one around to help him deal with the consequences.
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Hinata huffed a quiet little half-laugh through his nose. He promised Kenma he would scope the cafe out since he was almost there anyway, then tucked his phone back into his jeans. He stared down at the pavement for a few seconds and took in a slow, deep breath. He then tossed his head back, covered his face with his hands, and let out a high pitched whine.
“Ah, what do we have here? A shrimpy in distress?”
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Hinata loves his boyfriends. He really, really does. What he doesn't love is how much they're getting on his nerves recently.
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Hinata is a very small boy and his very tall boyfriends are getting a little too protective.
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So, this was to be Shouyou’s new home.
He’d long heard tales of the Kingdom by the Sea, ruled for generations by the Azumane family. From the very moment he was old enough to understand, his parents had been telling him he would one day leave the Kingdom in the Clouds to marry a handsome prince from one of the most beautiful cities in the land.
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Daichi crossed his arms over his chest, then bent his head to pinch at the bridge of his nose. “I hate to say it,” he sighed, slumping his shoulders in defeat, “But Tsukishima is kind of right. It would be easiest if someone shared.”
Before any of the team could get to more grumbling, the captain straightened up. “Noya and Hinata are the smallest,” he pointed out, locking eyes with each of them in turn. “Do you two mind?”
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Kuroo chuckled, a little off-put by the guy’s silence. “What’s the matter, cat got your tongue?” His eyes flashed with excitement as a thought popped into his head. “Oh! Or perhaps you’re cursed? Please, please tell me you are! I really need to practice breaking bodily curses. Just come back tomorrow and I’ll have something ready for you!”
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Kuroo was really good at talking to people. He improvised quickly with the information officers Tsukishima and Yachi had provided them with for the foundation of their cover. He seemed to always know just what to say to get someone to open up to him, no matter who he was talking to.
He was also very good at using Kenma as a prop.
He picked just the right times to pull Kenma in close by the waist. He pressed casual kisses to the top of Kenma’s head exactly when he needed to to make a story more believable. All Kenma really had to do was stand there and look cute.
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Alternate title from my best friend: Vampires and Sirens and Werewolves, Oh My!Series
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“Are you okay? You look pretty green.”
Oh, yes. The voice. Kenma had forgotten that he wasn’t alone. He could sense a hand hovering over his arm, unsure. Kenma took one last steadying breath before responding.
“I’m a wood nymph. I’m supposed to be green.” His voice was low and hoarse, made rough around the edges from biting back the niggling urge to vomit.
“Okay, that’s good,” the voice said, a bit relieved. “But are you supposed to bleed out the side of your head?”
Kenma winced, made suddenly aware of the wetness against the back of his arm where he’d cast it over his face. “No,” he whispered, “That’s not supposed to happen.”
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Squaring his shoulders, Kuroo pulled the door open and plastered on his signature confident grin. He could do this. Everything would be totally fine.
“You’re Kuroo?”
Mayday. Mayday. He was absolutely in no way whatsoever going to be fine.
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Kuroo is a double major in History of Magic and Potions in Nekoma University’s College of Traditional and Ritual Magics. He plans to work for Nekoma City’s temple after graduation. The temple is smaller than the more renowned ones of Fukurodani and Shinzen, but its archives are second to none and Kuroo is dying to spend the rest of his life studying there. The problem is… He’s failing Ceremonial Magic 101, one of the last core classes he needs to take to graduate. Fortunately, his roommate’s boyfriend knows of someone who can tutor him.
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“I was thinking,” he said, sagely tone clashing with the expression on his face, “That I need a kiss to make me feel better.”
Kenma blinked once. Twice. His ear twitched.
Kuroo watched closely, expectantly.
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When Kuroo started humming along to the melody, harmonizing and embellishing just the way Kenma liked, he started to feel a little guiltier. He’d been cantankerous all day, being difficult and taking out his frustrations on Kuroo, who’d done nothing wrong. He was just following orders; it wasn’t his fault that they’d had to leave home and travel all the way to the coast, on foot, in the middle of winter.
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All sensation left Kenma in a cool trickle starting at the crown of his head and ending at the tips of his toes. He watched, numb, as Kuroo’s eyes flicked to him.
“You can bring me back? What are you waiting for! Please, I don’t want to die!” Kuroo’s voice cracked as he begged Kenma for his life.
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Daichi gets quite a welcome change of pace to his routine when he wakes up late for work on a dreadfully cold winter's morning.
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Those of them that were normally early risers or that fared a bit better on little sleep were quietly talking to whoever was next to them or scrolling through their phones while they waited. Tsukishima could have put up with that. Really, he could have. Lucky as always, however, he was sandwiched between his best friend and one of the only people on the team who just did not seem to have an off-switch.
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Tsukishima definitely doesn't care that Hinata is terrified, he's only helping him because he wants some peace and quiet.
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Bokuto surprises his roommates with a little something to make their calm winter night even cozier.
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Noya is bored out of his mind at the beginning of the summer without much hope for things getting any better. Tanaka reassures him that there's an easy cure for his melancholy, if he's up for it...