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    “Ilya Rozanov,” Shane repeats slowly, letting himself taste the words. He grins. “Wow. You’re, like, a really good player. How come you’re in Canada for summer camp? Is that weird to ask? Sorry if that’s weird. I just meant-”

    Shane is cut off by a hand on his mouth. He flushes.

    “Too fast,” Ilya says. “My English… not good.”

    “Sorry,” Shane mumbles into Ilya’s hand. Ilya grins and shakes his head, curls dancing, as he pulls his hand away.

    “Is okay. Slow words. Okay?”

    This year marks thirteen year Shane Hollander's third summer at Coach Marakov's elite hockey training camp. In attendance for the first time: Ilya Rozanov, visiting from Russia. Shane isn't the most sociable, and Ilya's English isn't the greatest, yet the unlikely duo soon become the best of friends.

    It's just one summer, but it makes a world of difference.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    so cute!! i love gen fics!! shane and ilya are precious babies here and i love the twist on their past history <3 childhood friends is always a fun time

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    Megumi knows Gojo is not courting him, as there is simply no need to woo a courtesan. Megumi is only one of many, so he must also treat Gojo as one of the many patrons he has, and nothing more. And yet, his foolish heart cannot help but hope.

    Or, Gojo discovers a gem with eyes of emerald in the red-light district of Edo. Unbeknownst to him, he has found his own little blessing in disguise.

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    01 Mar 2026

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    one of the few works that i subscribed to and followed over the years <3 absolutely beautiful world building and storytelling. courtesan aus don't get any better than this!!

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    Ilya picks up on the third ring, breathing heavily into the phone. Shane hears a door slam shut through the device. “Do not yell at me.” 

    Shane stares at the half-empty bottle of vodka on the coffee table. “You suck.”

    “I suck? I scored hat-trick! In your stupid body! I have not eaten in six hours, Hollander. I have not pissed. I have not laid down. I want to go home.” 

    “Rozanov–” 

    “Your mother has called twenty times. Your manager has called thirty times. Your father text me picture of crossword puzzle and ask for help. Clue is about American President from the 1980s. I cannot help!”

    OR: the hollanov bodyswap fic. 

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    23 Feb 2026

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    how to resolve a miscommunication trope in one easy step: switch bodies!! SO GOOD because they're forced to confront the most intimate parts of each other. also very funny and satisfying (ilya's convo with hayden cracked me up, among other things)

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    Shane works in IT.

    Ilya’s computer always seems to be fucked up.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    "No," Ilya says and then goes silent, the quietness passing for a few seconds. "Do you, ah… Have plans for dinner? Tonight?"

    "Yeah. I meal prep every Sunday so I don't have to worry about dinner when I get home." Shane pauses, furrowing his eyebrows. "And it's Thursday. I try not to eat out on weekdays."

    "Ah. Okay," Ilya says, following it up with nothing else.

    shane is so oblivious, but ilya loves that autistic man HJAHSHA they're both idiots in love!!

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    What sort of meetings, Shane had finally asked, and Ilya had felt settled enough to say, “Annoying ones. I will be—ah, what is English word for when you have most money and biggest dick, so everyone must do as you say?”

    ilya's inner monologue here is so funny!! i love the idea of an alternate universe where shane became a doctor instead of a hockey player, yet they find each other anyway <3