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Relaxation is easy for some. Others, not so much. In Zanka's case, relaxation is about as foreign as the Sphere to him. He's tried everything. You see, after committing what can only be described as pure sin via a certain raider, Zanka was determined to put the memories in the past and never think of it again. To his utter horror, his past has a way of biting him in the ass when he has the least mental capacity to endure it.
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Zanka tries (and fails) to forget about what happened that night.
*can be read as a standalone
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- Part 2 of enemies to not quite lovers
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29 Jan 2026
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"GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.
Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.
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Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.
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26 Jan 2026
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Seawatt sinks his teeth in.
Evbo's blood oozes out of the pinprick wound, spilling onto his waiting tongue. With it, comes the telltale scent of copper in the air; it always marks the beginnings of a feast. And yet, Seawatt is no gluttonous fool—he wasn't born a noob, after all; he was never quite familiar with the feeling of hunger tearing his stomach apart from the inside out. However, he falters at the taste.
He hadn't quite expected divine blood to be so delectable.
Or: Seawatt comes back from the dead as a vampire. Naturally, Evbo offers him his blood.
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29 Dec 2025
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A week of silence. A body in the tub. The world outside doesn’t stop for grief, but iTrapped does. He stops eating, stops sleeping, stops living.. until an old voice on the phone reminds him that he’s still here. Barely.
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23 Dec 2025
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Somewhere, someone was having the happiest day of their life. Somebody out there was probably at a funeral, their mind falling to pieces with grief. Jeremy, though, HE was losing his virginity in a camper van.
im bad at summarizing js read the damn thing
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28 Aug 2025
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Working under RED can be repetitive at times - but nothing like this.
After a curse is fired his way, Scout is forced to live through the same day over and over and over again.
It should be easy for someone as perfect as Scout to break the curse, right?
As long as he doesn't have to confront the things he's been feeling towards Sniper it should be a piece of cake!
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20 Aug 2025
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When the era of Team Fortress had come to a close, they all seemed to have somewhere to go; something to do. But Mick Mundy, formerly Sniper?
He had nothing. No family, no job, no purpose, and no sense of direction.
So, he just picked one and drove it.He spent his days traveling the Americas. He’d pop into a bar and on occasion strike a chat and sometimes he’d wake up the next morning with a shiner on his eye and a splitting head and sometimes he’d wake up the next morning in a bed that wasn’t his and a splitting head. Sometimes he’d stay a good few days. Sometimes someone would ask him to stay for good.
He never did.So, what happens when the long lost love of his life asks him to?
Or: Sniper has a seven year long midlife crisis sort of fueled by his pathetic crush on a certain coworker and then becomes a stepdad about it and also it is TF2 Christmas?
Or: TF2 Gay Hallmark
Bookmarked by Weeedpickler
19 Aug 2025
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Midnight Strangers by Mitos (SeriouslyCalamitous)
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Dec 2025
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The man hovering over him leaned back, releasing Grian completely. Cold night air rushed in to fill the void.
“I guess it’s out in the open now,” the stranger hummed. “Shame. I wanted to avoid this.”
With the additional glow occupying the space between them, Grian was finally able to catch features that were lost in the prior darkness. His curiosity outweighed all else, and he drank them in greedily. As soon as he saw who sat across from him, alarms blared in his mind.
This man wasn’t a civilian, wasn’t even a hero.
“Hello, Doctor,” the villain mused. “You were quite the help today.”
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Grian is a vet. After a chance encounter in the dead of night, during which he accidentally saves a villain from the brink of death, he suddenly finds himself entangled in a world beyond anything he could've ever imagined.
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16 Jun 2025
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16 Feb 2024