Whalien354
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- Batman - All Media Types (2)
- Newsies - All Media Types (2)
- The Batman (Movie 2022) (2)
- Heated Rivalry (TV) (2)
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“Shane Hollander did not intend on getting high tonight. He didn’t intend on getting high any night for that matter. But sometimes life doesn’t listen and you accidentally consume a brownie containing as much weed as wouldn’t make the baked good taste like grass.”
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Shane Hollander accidentally consumes weed at a Jackson Wang party. Horny things ensue.
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The Las Vegas scene but my version. This is for all the little freaks out there, uh. (The sound is included in the message.)
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It’s like Newsies. But with werewolves. And knights. And more gay.
CURRENTLY ON HIATUS, I WILL FINISH IT ONE DAY
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One of Medda’s acts needs a replacement. Cue Jack Kelly to the rescue. David has some very eye opening thoughts about it.
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Diet Pepsi by Whalien354
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Batman - All Media Types, The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU
09 Sep 2025
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Superman and Batman are on a stakeout. Clark gets bored and decides to entertain himself by teasing his boyfriend.
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Best Served Hot by queerteaoop
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Feb 2026
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The camera is zooming slowly in on Shane, sitting on a bench in a locker room with his gear most of the way on, starting to lace up his skates. There’s a steaming hot coffee in a paper cup and a donut set neatly on a napkin on the bench beside him. Text appears in the space above the items and proclaims: Extra fuel, for when it’s time to cream Boston.
Dunkin’ Donuts puts Ilya in an ad campaign. Tim Horton’s responds in kind. After years of on-ice rivalry, this might actually be the thing that causes the hottest point of contention.
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05 Mar 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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27 Feb 2026
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“I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”
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or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.
Ilya has open hands.
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24 Feb 2026
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The chips are set to fall by icopythefax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
05 Mar 2026
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At the 2017 All Star Weekend, Ilya takes fate into his own hands to produce at least one out MLH player by the end of the season. Thus begins his part-time side hustle as community organizer, mastermind, and Commander-in-Chief of the Gay Hockey Army.
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24 Feb 2026
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We are African Americans...... and Mark (Shane) by yamheadashcoops for Bilbo_Swaggins
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Mar 2026
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We Dem Boyz
Vaughny added J.J, and unknown number.Vaughny: Fellas, I just spoke with the rookie in Ottawa, Boodram, and we realized there is no safe space in the league for minorities for us. I would make a big group chat, but I think the four of us is good enough.
J.J: Ahhh, shit. Sounds good to me. Welcome to hell – I mean welcome to MHL Boodram!
Vaughny: No, you were right J.J. Welcome to hell.
Boodram: 😂😂. Thanks guys. I appreciate it.
Shane: Yes welcome!
Shane: Also, what does the name of the chat mean?
J.J: Ahhh Captaine….Or Carter Vaughn creates a group chat with Shane, J.J and Zane and they become each other's support system.
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- Part 1 of Shane and Dem Boyz
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23 Feb 2026