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JJ Maybank had always had a complicated relationship with food (JJ Maybank had always had a complicated relationship with love)
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JJ’s mom wasn’t even born in Kildare.
OR: a series of snapshots about JJ and the people he loves
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Often, Steve found himself thinking about Persephone.
OR: eddie does something nice while steve contemplates his place in the universe
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Canaries, Sharks, Barbarians, Cthulu and other fun things I, the author, can compare Steve Harrington to by WhomstTheHell
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
25 Aug 2022
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Sierra Harrington got pregnant at twenty-two, mainly as a means to secure her marriage.
Steve had never begrudged his mother this, the same way he did not begrudge miners their canaries.
OR: Steve’s smart as much as anyone else in the party is, it just takes a while for him to tell them that.
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Give Steve Harrington Interests Challenge by WhomstTheHell
Fandom Stranger Things (TV 2016)
05 Sep 2022
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He only realizes he’s doing it when it’s too late to stop.
He’s standing in the drink aisle of the grocery store, checking the expiration dates on the cans of Coke, mentally cross-checking them with Boston’s away game schedule, and the reality hits him like someone shook one of those cans and popped it open. A snap. A fizz. A mess.
Shane is making space for Ilya.
(or, lessons in budget-friendly shopping, home decor, and resisting the urge to neatly combine all your situationship’s shit into a drawer in your bedroom because you might be falling in love with him: a seven-ish step guide by shane hollander, who is so, so fucked)
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14 Jan 2026
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The Montreal Girl (Lily & Jane) by some1_around
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 Dec 2025
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08 Jan 2026
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Transcript of “Reacting to the Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov News” by wintersteddy
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
28 Dec 2025
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Brian: So, acknowledging the elephant in the room, the biggest hockey story in the world today-
Jason: -It might just be the biggest story in the world today, not just hockey.
Brian: You’re completely right man. Wow. It’s so crazy that this has, like, broken containment outside of the hockey world.
Jason: I know. It’s insane.
Brian: Anyway. Sorry to bury the lede, but we’ve recently learned that two of the biggest rivals in the league, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, are in a romantic relationship.or, straight hockey podcasters reacting to the relationship reveal in The Long Game
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04 Jan 2026
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“It’s not a real kid, Chase.”
Chase is technically underage, he’s a year away from being able to drink but the bartender didn’t bother to check his ID. Chase has always looked a little older than he was, it works in his favor now.
Nobody at a hero bar like this would assume he was so young.
“How the fuck do you think that?” Chase asks, spits. His hands still shake with the memory of it. The beer in his hand shakes with the tremors of his hands. “How the fuck do you do it?”
Mechaman sighs, deep, disappointed. He leans back, taking his whiskey with him.
The rest of the Brave Brigade was downstairs, drinking in victory, dancing with the other heroes, celebrating.
“It’s the Astral Pulse.”
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what the water gave me by 19burstraat (astardanced)
Fandoms: Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo
02 Dec 2023
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In time, he almost forgot what he had once been able to do. Water was his most ardent foe, not an ally. Water was the bodymen’s boats, Reaper’s Barge, and Jordie’s corpse. The water had given, and could give him, nothing that he wanted. It would make no bargain with him that could be worth it– so he would not try. He eked out his fortune and his revenge with every bloody punch and petty swindle and broken bone. He ignored the hiss and slap of the filthy water in the canals that wended through the city, the roar of the waves at the harbour that smashed boats to pieces, the sinuous curl of the mist on wet nights that got you jumped if you weren’t paying close enough attention. The Ketterdam water had a touch of the mocking about it– a determination to be as awful and monstrous and polluted as he was. But Kaz didn’t need a reminder of what he’d become. The water had his brother; it would not have him, too.
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