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Sack of Flesh by WhyDoIStillExist
Fandoms: Criminal Minds (US TV), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Oct 2024
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Shikamaru Nara.
In one universe he becomes the 7th Hokage’s advisor and lives a long and, for the most, a happy life, before dying surrounded by family and friends at an impressively old age for the Shinobi he was.
In another universe however, his life was cut short. He had just turned 20, just recently having gotten married and found out he would become a father. He dies cold and alone on the battlefield on a mission outside the village that was supposed to be easy. His last thoughts are those of regret.
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Meanwhile in another world a new mother cries as she holds the unmoving body of her newborn son. Until suddenly her little son regains color and flutters his eyes open for the first(?) time.
What.The.Fuck.[Prequel to _____]
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- Part 1 of A Ninja in The FBI?
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Basically Phoenix is having a really weird dream. That’s it.
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Sleepy me thought that disbarred Phoenix would definitely have weird existential dreamsSeries
- Part 3 of Random fics from random fandoms
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An unfinished fic that has been rotting in my notes app for some time.
Sasuke (trying) to cope with his whole world dying, basically.
Most likely will never be finished.
Summary and tags might change.
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The only reason I’m alive is because I’m too much of a coward to slit my throat and finally put an end to it all.
Coward.
All I do is drown in self pity all day. Down a few bottles too many and play with the thought of drinking something stronger. And to drink just a bit too much…
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Shane is depressed and an alcoholic. Do you really need to know more?
Here is one of the many times Shane has been on the floor and thought for a bit too longSeries
- Part 2 of Random fics from random fandoms
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The milky seas flooding my canvas by WhyDoIStillExist for Rennll
Fandoms: Boruto: Naruto Next Generations, Naruto
09 Mar 2022
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Gift exchange -> Sweet Memories
Request by -> @Rennll
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Sometimes you need to get away from the loud and fast and get back to the slow and quiet.
Just for a moment.
Just long enough to tank energy for another busy week to come.
Just enough to make you feel calm and collected till next time.
Just so you can drown in long forgotten memories of a past you never expirenced.
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Mitsuki goes to the woods and paints by the river to tank some energy aaaand of course, to receive the well deserved comfort by good ol‘ Mother Nature! Plus. To remember all the memories in that magical place. That may or may not aren’t even Mitsuki‘s.
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Random fics from random fandoms by WhyDoIStillExist
Fandom Heathers (1988), Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Stardew Valley (Video Game), 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
31 Aug 2024
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A Ninja in The FBI? by WhyDoIStillExist
Fandom Criminal Minds (US TV), Naruto (Anime & Manga)
12 Oct 2024
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[Both names start with S and both are smart. But while Spencer throws himself into work at the start of his journey, Shikamaru does the opposite.
Hence I decided I wanted to throw Shikamaru into the “real world” as Spencer!This series will be decided into at least two works. The first one is up and finished until further notice. It’s basically only like a layout. A prequel if you will.]
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Sigma doesn’t exactly like Dazai, but they do begrudgingly respect him and what he’s doing for the Detective Agency. In order to meet his stakes, Sigma responds in kind, even if it means throwing their life on the line. They were supposed to die much earlier, anyway.
But they don't die. In fact, they wake up right when Dostoevsky smashes into the prison. It seems Dazai really will make good on his promise to get them out of Meursault alive, and he might even give them more than that.
He might just give them a home.
or, alternatively: an au where sigma wakes up in time to warn the agency about dostoevsky's plan (and the road to acceptance and healing that follows)
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Being a girl in the mafia changes everything for Dazai.
This is a cautionary tale.
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- Part 1 of Queendom
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“What a wasteful approach,” Fyodor murmured. “If you insist on theatrics, Dazai-kun, at least commit to a single method. This…” His fingers hovered above one of the deeper gashes, not touching yet, simply appraising. “…is impatience. Or boredom.”
or: Dazai wants oblivion, but death doesn’t take him. Fyodor does.
Hurtcember 2025 - Day three - Bleeding out
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- Part 3 of Hurtcember 2025
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- English
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Bookmarked by WhyDoIStillExist
31 Jan 2026
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While on the hunt for Horcruxes, a chance encounter with Death Eaters ends with Harry being sent back in time to 1942 and de-aged to five years old. The horcrux inside of him leads Headmaster Dippet to the absurd conclusion that Harry must be Tom Riddle’s son from the future. Dippet believes it is best for model student Tom to take care of Harry until they find a way to send him back to his time.
Tom is not happy with this arrangement at first.
Previously titled Learning to Love
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- Part 1 of How to Love
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Harry did not want to claim an omega. For one thing, it's a massive responsibility, and moreover, omegas are treated like livestock, which is just not on. When has to claim Theodore Nott as a peace offering, he acquires a new goal in life: he will be nothing like Aunt Petunia.
Theo, meanwhile, can't stop marveling at how lucky he is.
It's not the life either of them planned for. Still, they just might have a chance at happiness together... and perhaps a chance to make the world a better place for omegas while they're at it.