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“This is stupid, Evans.”
There’s a silence, then Lily turns her head, eyes glassy.
“What? You climbing in bed with your mate's woman friend just to be an asshole?” Lily says quietly, voice attempting to remain steady. “Yeah, it’s pretty—”
“No. This. You and Prongs. Hiding shit badly and for no reason. I mean, for fuck’s sake the fact that you just referred to yourself as his ‘woman friend’ just proves to me how delusional you’re being.”
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James’s eyebrows raise, grin blooming. “There is nothing dramatic or delusional about saying that being with you is the best thing that’s ever happened to me, Evans. That’s a fact. Way better than quidditch, I reckon—”
“Oh my god.”
Lily sits up, half sputtering, half laughing. Taken aback, James gives her space, propping himself up on his hands with an eyebrow cocked.
“Nothing is better than quidditch for you,” Lily says defiantly, cheeks burning.
“Right. Well, you are.”
“It’s not possible.”
“It’s my barometer we are using to measure these things, Evans. So yes, actually. It is possible. Nice try though.”
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“God, you’re such an arse,”Lily laughs, unable to hold back. “So you’d like to put your date through some sort of trial—”
“No,” James cuts in with a grin. “It’s just—I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I’m not so good at surface level things. Talking about the weather, exams, sitting in the same old pub—it’s so boring. I’d want my date to have a little adventure. To do something we’ve never done a million times before—to—”
“Sit in a pile of rubbish?”
As if on cue, wind gusts up the alleyway and rustles the crinkled chip wrappings at their feet. James turns to her, eyes wide and deliberate.
“Sure,” he says quietly, “If that’s what she’d rather do.”
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Catch the Wind: The Remastered Edition by Yallthemwitches
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Jan 2026
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When she had stepped off the train in Hogsmeade station, Lily Evans had promised herself one thing: don't be stupid.
She isn't quite sure where letting James Potter get under her skin falls on the spectrum of idiocy, but it's definitely up there.
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A Christmas Miracle (Or, what to do when your girlfriend tries to seduce you at the Christmas gathering) by Yallthemwitches
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Dec 2025
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He needs an exit strategy—or at least a single brain cell to tell him to calm the fuck down. Could it really be possible that of all the shoddy lessons he’d slogged through in his pathetic quest for ‘education’, not a single one could have been ‘ What to do when your extremely fit girlfriend is unintentionally (?) giving you a hard-on at the family Christmas gathering?’
Life is so inconvenient. And cruel.
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“Kiss me, Potter,” Lily demanded, sidling into the space next to him, and dropping herself directly into his lap.
She held a bottle of Firewhiskey in one hand that looked only a quarter full, and reached out to steady herself with the other, gripping the arm of the large, red armchair to balance herself. He took in the flushed pink of her cheeks and the mussed look of her dark red hair, and wondered whether she hadn’t drank the entire bottle of Firewhiskey herself.
Again, she spoke. Softer this time, and lower. “Kiss me, James.”
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24 Dec 2025
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In which James is jealous of Lily’s little plastic ice cream spoon.
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06 Dec 2025
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no grave can hold my body down, i’ll crawl home to her by condescendingsmirk
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2025
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And for a moment the steam, the water, the danger beyond their walls all seemed to fall away. It was just them—two terrified, reckless kids about to be parents—holding on like the world couldn’t pry them apart.
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01 Nov 2025
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December's Valentine by stonecoldhedwig for midnightelite, HazzaP, MagicGirlinAMuggleWorld
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Oct 2025
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Sometimes, a one-night-stand with a guy off Tinder is just that: a one-night-stand. No lasting feelings, no strings attached. It's the kind of thing that's easy to get your head around when you're trying to get your heart around the end of a relationship.
Sometimes, it's not that simple.
Sometimes, you're a journalist, and you get assigned to write a piece on an up-and-coming restaurateur, who just might be that one-night-stand from Tinder that you can't stop thinking about. And sometimes, to make matters worse, the two of you get snowed in...
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Or: Lily shags James, and thinks she'll never see him again. Right? Wrong.
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25 Oct 2025
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The old Lily Evans chose casual flirting, a bit of light dancing, an exchange of numbers, and a hope for a future when she met a man.
The new Lily Evans, however, is tired of that same old song and dance. She wants to forget about the future and enjoy the reckless now.Bookmarked by Yallthemwitches
02 Sep 2025