Yennoodles
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bimboified wizard gets magically milked and bred by Yennoodles
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
16 Feb 2025
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The vampire ascendant decided he wanted a child and knew the perfect wizard for the job.
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There was a bear in the woods.
Astarion couldn't help but find it cute, though it was significantly less cute when he had to clean the decimated remains of his trash strewn about his porch.
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Astarion had been entombed for years now.
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The desire to leave this place was always strongest in these moments. It was single minded, heavy, it choked his throat and squeezed his chest, he felt full to bursting with this desire. He felt empty. No amount of begging, pleading, or screaming had helped before but still he managed to choke out a single word between useless hiccupping breaths.
"Please."
For the first time someone answered.
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I got dreams (but I can’t make myself believe them) by OfTheDirewolves, Yennoodles
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Oct 2024
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Astarion and Gale have always wanted to meet their soulmates but life and its dangers got in the way. Astarion has managed to be fully free of Cazador — his only desire is to walk in the sun again. Gale is too busy dealing with the ticking bomb in his chest to even think about soulmates.
Neither of them are ready for what a chance meeting will bring
But as people say, the gods will play their games.
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- Part 1 of breathing in (breathing out)
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Gale is a post-divorce professor of mathematics with a heart condition and doesn't have the money to cover surgery, so he decides to try his hand at counting cards at Szarr Palace, a resort casino, in the hopes of wining the money he needs to survive.
Astarion decides Gale needs more ✨️chaos✨️ in his life.
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breathing in (breathing out) by OfTheDirewolves, Yennoodles
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
07 Oct 2024
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Geralt has had a miserable time in Redania, contracts far en few between, and decides to go fill a contract put forth by the Viscount de Lettenhove.
When the Viscount tells Geralt to name his price, he names a night with him. A night with the Viscount, just to see the other man waver and refuse. To Geralt's surprise, the noble agrees.--000--
“Butcher,” the Viscount breathes out, and Geralt tries his best not to flinch.
Instead, he looks at the man coolly. The word from the Viscount’s mouth makes him inexplicably angry. He shouldn’t be surprised at the moniker, hasn’t been in a long while, but right now it stings in a new and unexpected way. He’s angry that the man that loves his people so much, has tried to save their children and kill the monster, now isn’t even seeing him as the last resort he was when he was a nameless witcher.The viscount blinks dark lashes over his blue eyes and opens his mouth to speak, but Geralt cuts him off.
“I said I’d take the contract. You said to name my price. Are those still the terms?”
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02 Mar 2026
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Lock & Key by sablier_sarcelle
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Jan 2020
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“Geralt, it’s not what it looks like.”
“Really?” he asked. He clenched his jaw before offering a sharp, mirthless smile. “Because it looks like you got caught fucking the mayor’s wife, and now I’m not getting paid!”
“Well,” he laughed nervously, looking anywhere but up. “When you put it that way.”
In which Jaskier suggests a chastity device to prove himself a worthy travel companion, and of course, gives Geralt the key.
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03 Feb 2026
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more than you hoped to be by daylightbreaks
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
14 Mar 2025
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“Taking care of somebody else made me feel good. Like discovering you’re more than you thought you were. More even than you hoped to be.” - Bette Greene
In another world, Chisaki Kai is a ruthless, cruel man who stops at nothing to rid the world of quirks. In this one, however, he draws lines: one being Eri. He cares for her, treats her like his own daughter. And for his precious daughter, he needs somebody to help care for her, somebody who isn’t one of the Eight Bullets or a member of the Yakuza.
Enter one Midoriya Izuku: quirkless, protective, and the perfect candidate to be her babysitter. Now if only Chisaki could just stop worrying about the boy, too, that would be great. (No, Chronostasis, he does not have ‘paternal instincts,’ thank you very much!)
Or: Midoriya Izuku (accidentally) turns the Yakuza into the
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- Part 1 of The Caretaker
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22 Dec 2025
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“Kim…”
You see the look on his face and you think, here it comes.
When you see where his eyes have fallen, you sigh to yourself. Your boots. So the lieutenant-yefreitor is into boots. Couldn’t it have been something normal that he was into, like your ass? But it’s Harry, so of course it can’t be something normal.
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08 Oct 2025
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Peter's heard people talk about what it felt like when they saw their mate for the first time, from those who actually believe in the mystical bullshit. Like a magnet, like gravity. Peter just feels... sharply curious.
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29 Sep 2025