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Strike Gold Along This Shore by orphan_account
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, Agent Carter (TV)
18 Oct 2015
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When Bucky Barnes literally falls onto Peggy Carter, he doesn't expect to get taken home and bandaged up. And he really doesn't expect her to have a super-hot, super-kind husband.
He really *really* doesn't expect to fall in love, but he does.
To be fair, they weren't expecting to fall in love back.
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- Part 1 of The Triple Point
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04 Mar 2026
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Chris didn’t do the summer reading.
Why would he? FAE 200 was barely a gen ed in his course schedule, which meant easy tests and even easier homework. He planned on sitting in the back of the huge lecture hall, blending in with the hundreds of other students, and getting an easy A.
The professor looked like a pushover too--tall, even for an elf, and thin. His robes were stuffy and academic, covering him from his neck down to his ankles, and he glided along with an in-human grace, barely even bobbing with each step. His long, pointed ears extended over the top of his head, his straight silver hair falling on either side, and they twitched in irritation as he settled in front of the desk at the front of the lecture hall and turned to observe the clamoring crowd of students.
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Chris Marshall didn't mean to come to such a diverse university and isn't used to being the only human in a class full of fantasy races. His learning curve becomes much steeper than he anticipated when his first Elven teacher curses a fleshlight to connect to his ass without his knowledge, sharing it with the rest of the faculty and teaching him the hard way how important it is to be open minded.
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18 Nov 2025
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Known Associates by thingswithwings
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
25 Mar 2016
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Steve Rogers isn't a self-made man.
Or, how a tough little Brooklyn fairy got turned into Captain America, and then turned back.
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Bookmarked by YouCanCallMeChef
06 Jan 2023
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“Tell Daddy’s friends what it is you do better than anybody else.”
He looks at me quick to make sure what I want him to say, and then just a little shy, murmurs, “Suck cock.”
(Dirty Appalachian bear with a heart of gold proves to his kinda homophobic friends that he's doing perfectly fine with a husband instead of a wife.)
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Bookmarked by YouCanCallMeChef
05 Dec 2022
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Harry gets de-aged. Malfoy has to help him.
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Bookmarked by YouCanCallMeChef
07 Aug 2022