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    Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne fucked last night.

    Batman and Superman just met.

    Those two things are, unfortunately, related.

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    “Are you going to start asking me about The Batman? I thought this was about me,” Bruce sharply bit, cutting through Clark’s musings.
    “It is!” Clark cried, folding his hands over the table. “All about you, Mr. Wayne, as most things tend to be. Does that mean I get to ask more questions?”
    Bruce gave up trying to force his face back into a frown, and kept a bemused quirk on his lips when looking at the other man.
    “Sure,” he relented. “Why not?”

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    Clark Kent meets Bruce Wayne for an exclusive interview, and they realize they were put on Planet Earth to drive each other crazy.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    Batman overhears the Justice League gossipping about his Brucie Wayne alter ego and, through a series of escalations (and Clark being accosted by Hal for coming to Bruce’s defense), decides to use his secret identity and a visit to the Watchtower to troll them all.

    Only it turns out maybe Batman is not the world’s greatest detective, as he realises his feelings for Clark (and Clark’s feelings for Batman) might make things a little more complicated.

    Cue Identity porn, team shenanigans and a couple of hopelessly oblivious superheroes and a lot of fluffy crack.

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    21 Feb 2026

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    When Dick had found out after about two months of staying in the Manor he couldn't stop laughing for a week. The most powerful person in Gotham, the nightstalking Bat that shattered people's knee caps for a living, who everyone and their dog knew to be the city's most territorial and fierce alpha… Was actually an omega, and wasn't even really trying to hide it at all.

     

    Or; the five times Batman straight up told people he was an omega plus the one time they actually believed him

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    21 Feb 2026

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    For a theory to be formed, three things must happen: careful observation, hypothesis development, and testing and confirmation through experimentation.

    Dinah Lance formulates a theory.

    (or, the one where Bruce keeps covering for Clark’s Kryptonian biology/enhanced senses by immediately turning and going for Hal Jordan’s throat. it’s surprisingly effective)

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    21 Feb 2026