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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    “Man overboard! Man overboard!”

    “Oh no! Who is it?”

    “Oh hell, it’s the shitty cook.”

    “The sea’s too strong! He won’t be able to swim!”

    “Fuck you Zoro!” Sanji yells, then makes a dramatic gurgling sound like he’s drowning.

    “Don’t worry Sanji, I’ll stretch real long and grab you!” Luffy calls, jumping down as well and dragging Sanji by the arm up to the ladder. He climbs up first then looks down at Sanji, who grips the metal ladder hard, trying his best to seem half drowned, “You’re safe now,” Luffy whispers, the quietest he’s been all day. “Cause you’re mine and I always make sure my people are safe.” 

    He holds out his hand.

    Sanji takes it. 

    or: The Strawhats play make-believe, but the awful parts of life are still very real, as are the things in the woods.

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    21 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 55

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    Two weeks of pretending to date Zoro? Easy.

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    20 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Sanji doesn’t know what he’ll do if Zoro decides to stay. He doubly doesn’t know what he’d do if Zoro decides to leave.

    Zoro, having finally figured out how to open the pantry door, approaches Sanji’s spice rack and scrutinizes the little jars, “Which one of these is black pepper?”

    Sanji wordlessly points to the jar that has ‘black pepper’ scrawled across the lid. Maybe it would be good if Zoro decides to stay. He’s desperately lacking in common sense, and Sanji has that in droves. He might even be persuaded to share if Zoro asks nicely enough.

     

    Or: Three times Zoro and Sanji kiss under the influence of mind-altering substances, and one time they do it stone cold sober.

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    19 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 24

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    The first night, Sanji writes a loose will on the back of a napkin, which details that, in the scenario that a thirty-year-old crystal ball turns his brains into pudding, all his earthly possessions will go to Nami to do with as she sees fit. After several moments of debate, he scribbles in a clause stating that Usopp could have his basil plant should he wish to raise it in his stead. He leaves Luffy his secret store of canned goods beneath the false bottom of the downstairs pantry. 

    To Zoro, he leaves nothing, on account of the fact that Sanji is risking permanently sauteing his consciousness for his sake.

     

    Following an air accident, potion's specialist Sanji scrys their new delivery boy one time just for the sake of it. What he doesn’t expect is to continue seeing him over and over again in his dreams.

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    19 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 26

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    Zoro’s got more than he bargained for. He has a roof over his head, the most competent sparring partner within arm’s reach, and a purpose. And he’s not going to let any little flirt for free garlic bread overshadow what Sanji means to him — and what he is fairly certain he means to the cook. — He’s too old to worry about that, anyways...

    What he’s not too old to worry about, however, is Zeff coming over for Christmas dinner.

     

     

    “Geezer” — Zoro throws his arm to the back of his chair to fix Zeff with an amused stare — “the cook and I’ve been married.”

    “Pirate married, zucchini,” the old man corrects him as he mirrors his posture. “Which doesn’t count for shit when y’all aren’t pirates anymore.”

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    16 Feb 2026