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You Said, We Said by OtherWaysHome
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Feb 2026
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@HarveySmth76:
So, Dallas Kent's teammate just tweeted this:Rozanov isn’t any better, though. Like we all know it. Dude's banged like a thousand women. Bet if even just a few of them talked, you'd all be shutting up about Kent pretty quick.
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Dallas Kent’s teammate makes a bigoted assumption. A very loud, very incorrect assumption. Twitter eats him alive.
Because, yes, Rozanov has slept with a lot of women and they have a lot to say. About consent and check-ins and that accent.
#OkIWillTalk is trending, as is #SexGodOfTwitter. Toronto Survivor's Legal Fund is finally gaining some traction. And Ilya is definitely going to punch Kent. Again.
Told through twitter snapshots and extracts from the Ottawa Centaurs Group Chat.
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25 Feb 2026
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John Cook: Hollander keeps possession of the puck as Rozanov checks Cameron out of Hollander's way, and... Hollander scores! What a beaut of a goal that was!
Patrick Colt: [laughing] I don’t think the opposition know what to do with themselves against Rozanov and Hollander.
[Ilya Rozanov skates round to where Shane Hollander is standing. Hollander has a wide grin on his face after the recent goal.
Rozanov collides into Hollander, hugging him jokily and leaning to plant a wet his on Hollander’s helmet. However, at the last second, Hollander turns to look at Rozanov.
Their lips meet in a kiss.
The two break apart instantly and stare at each other in horror.]
Jack Saad: Oh. That’s… Hmm.
John Cook: [spluttering] Erm-
Patrick Colt: [faintly] Huh. Well. That’s not something you see everyday.
(the shane/ilya helmet kiss at the 2017 all stars game but shane turns his head at the last moment and they kiss on the mouth. social media reacts)
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25 Feb 2026
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yuna hollander f*cks around and finds out by goldengalaxies
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Feb 2026
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A little frantic, she grabbed a knife off the chopping block. Yes, she was aware this was a somewhat dramatic reaction to what she was sure was just her son cancelling his plans, but she wasn't going to find out empty handed like a fool from some budget slasher movie.
She yanked open the door to find… Ilya Rozanov?
He was naked.
She screamed.
“Ah!” Rozanov screamed back, grabbing a pillow from the bed and holding it to his crotch. “Blyat!”
Ilya Rozanov was in Shane’s bedroom. In Shane's apartment. Naked. Wearing nothing. Naked.
“Err-“ Rozanov broke the silence.
“Erm-” Yuna repeated, suddenly feeling flustered.
Burglars she could handle. Ilya Rozanov naked? Not so much.
(yuna goes to shane's apartment and gets the shock of her life)
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25 Feb 2026
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hall of fame jane by goldengalaxies for TheirHighestMajesty, PoeticMacNCheese57
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
11 Feb 2026
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“ Okay!” St-Simon interrupted loudly. “Can we please go five fucking minutes without hearing about your fucking dick?”
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“You have a third message from: Jane. Gonna ride you so hard tonight.”
“Holy fuck!” Connors laughed. “This fuckin girl! No wonder she locked down Roz!”
St-Simon groaned. ”I just asked for five fucking minutes, man!” St-Simon whined. “Five!”
(for years cliff marlow deals with jane. one unfortunate bluetooth connection reveals more)
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Bookmarked by bored_on_earth (a_dumb_human)
25 Feb 2026
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Yuna finds a cigarette in Shane's laundry and discovers something new about her son.
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25 Feb 2026