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    Since the beginning of Freshman year, Shane hasn't been able to shake an embarrassing crush on Ilya.

    When Ilya is assigned to tutor Shane in Russian, all Ilya can think about are his cute freckles and some very annoying fantasies.

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    College au where Ilya and Shane are angstily crushing on each other over tutoring sessions.

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    04 Mar 2026

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    “You are so pretty, Hollander. Your freckles err— take my breath.”

    Shane glares. “Rozanov, you can’t say that here,” he says through gritted teeth. “They can hear us.”

    “Who gives a fuck?” He declares with a careless shrug. “Whole world knows we are lovers, so what?”

    The world most definitely does not need to know that he’s on Ilya’s extensive fuck buddies roster.

    Or

    According to Ilya, Shane is the best boyfriend anyone could ask for. If you ask Shane, he’ll tell you they are just fuck buddies.

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    03 Mar 2026

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    Hollander narrowed his eyes. “Are you… jealous?” he asked suspiciously.

    Ilya scoffed. “You can fuck whoever you want, I don’t give a shit.”

    “...Right.” Hollander pulled on his boxers before he dropped the towel. “Because it’s not like you don’t fuck other people too, you know.”

    “I know.”

    “And it’s not that you- you aren’t enough, or whatever.” Hollander turned even more red, looking down. “But, like, we don’t get to see each other that often.”

    “I know.”

    “And, you know, it turns out you can have a lot of anonymous sex if you’re gay. People are surprisingly okay with it.” He said it earnestly, like he was the first person in the world to make this discovery.

    Ilya forced himself to swallow, keeping his face carefully blank. “Is that so?”

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    OR: Shane downloads Grindr. Ilya goes into a jealous spiral
    set pre-tuna melt, 2015ish

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Arthur is content to pine pathetically silently for his gorgeous assistant.

    ...Then he accidentally sees Merlin's new tattoo.

    And all bets are off.

    Or; in which Morgana has a black belt in lethal shoe toss, Gwaine’s perverted spidey senses are tingling, Merlin thinks his sexual frustration may actually kill him, and Arthur wishes he had installed a lock on his office door.

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    27 Feb 2026

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    Shane really isn't looking for a relationship, which is why having Ilya around is nice. No strings attached, only great sex. It's a win all around.

    The only problem is that Ilya is way, way too nice to Shane's stupid cat.

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    27 Feb 2026