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    A series of fics (ordered somewhat chronologically) all set within a universe where the prophecy, along with Dark Fountains, don't exist (not important), and Spamton's Rock Bottom Era is interrupted some years in when he's hired at the Mansion (important).

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  1. Public Bookmark 38

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    Caine has a very severe existential crisis and Kinger is there to pick him back up 💖

    Takes place after episode 7!

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    07 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 97

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    A distinct pop rings behind him. “What’s taking you so— oh my! What happened to the lights? I know I put some in here!”

    Kinger turns just in time to see Caine’s eyes frantically searching to confirm his own competence, that he really didn’t just forget something so important as being able to see in the tent. A diligent AI, as always. Not perfect, but god knows Kinger isn’t either, so why would he expect that from his creation?

    Well, not just his— they had a whole team, after all, and Queenie would not take kindly to not getting credit for her wonderful additions.

    Their creation. All of their life’s work.

    Kinger’s eyes crinkle fondly, no mouth to betray how he is smiling on the inside. “Hello, Caine.” He says. “I think this is some of your best work yet.”

    (Or as the rest of the gang engages in a fast food masquerade, Kinger finds just enough sanity to talk to Caine properly. If only everything he said didn’t terrify Caine, or this might’ve all gone differently.)

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    14 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 64

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    The wounded man who collapsed in Mrs. Hudson's doorway is not at all what he seems. Post-AGOS.

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    05 Dec 2025

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    Spamton took a breath, but he couldn’t get enough air. He took a step back. This was a mistake. He didn’t just spawn into existence, he was missing...something. These people knew him, knew about him, and none of what they knew seemed to be good. He had to recover from this, somehow, convince them that this was fine –

    "Spamton, what's my name?" the blue one asked.

    Well, shit.

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    Everyone tries to figure out what to do with Spamton after he goes through a factory reset.

    Based on the factory settings au by starridge on tumblr!

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    28 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    Despite how organic he may have seemed, Spamton was still made of synthetic skin and wire. Unfortunately, that meant he was susceptible to viruses.

    Spamton catches a nasty bug and Tenna (attempts) to care for him. As with all things, Spamton is as difficult to deal with when sick as he is when well.

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    02 Sep 2025