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Elias motioned them to sit, with the air of a headmaster dealing with children who had sorely disappointed him.
“First, I should say that I’m not averse to a little light joshing in the office. Even the odd prank is acceptable, as long as its harmless. But I’m sure you can see that I cannot possibly countenance the active hacking of a colleague’s email account, even in fun.”
This was even more baffling. Tim shared a confused glance with Sasha, but their denials were impatiently dismissed.
“Come now. Do you really expect me to believe that Jonathan Sims would actually request a leave of absence, due to ‘suspected lycanthropy’?”
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14 Mar 2026
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“Look, if you’re another, uh, avatar of a horrible eldritch demon god come to assassinate me in a spooky manner, could you get it over with quickly? I haven’t eaten all morning and I’m starving.”
The thing that calls itself Michael stares.
“And this sandwich cost most of my weekly salary,” Gerry adds after a belated moment.
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- Part 1 of Spirals and Eyes
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06 Mar 2026
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Tim was right.
Maybe he hadn’t really made it out of the museum whole.
Maybe there was no more Jonathan Sims left to save.
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Even though he survives the Unknowing, Tim can’t find it in himself to forgive his boss.
Lucky for him, Jon doesn’t forgive himself either.
When Jon makes amends in the only way he thinks will matter, Tim is left grappling with the shadow that remains.
Written for the Rusty Quill Big Bang 2022.
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01 Mar 2026
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26 Feb 2026
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(Minor) SPOILERS FOR MAG 161!!!
Jon gets replaced by the Not!Them. Life goes on.
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14 Feb 2026
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See the Line where the Sky meets the Sea by The_Floating_World
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
13 Sep 2020
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When Jon is a child he looks into the infinite abyss of space. The Vast looks back into him.
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13 Feb 2026
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"You’ve been avoiding me.” The Doorman stated, amused sounding, “Quite impolite of you.”
The Drifter snarled in response and swung out at where he guessed the other’s torso would be. There was a tearing sound, a mix of cloth, meat, and something unnatural, before the hand on his neck released him. He immediately whirled, teeth bared and claws at the ready, only to find the Doorman merely adjusting his cuffs and affixing him with an unimpressed raise of his brow. There was no sign of damage on him, as though the wound that he had felt had never existed at all. Bastard.
The Drifter learns what it feels like to be hunted.
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09 Feb 2026
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Well-behaved boy (10) is looking for big brother (11-15). Must meet up with me three times a week, for at least two hours each. Overall duties include helping me with homework, playing videogames with me, and showing me how to play catch. 10$ per hour.
Tim, lonely and in desperate need of company, decides that if his parents are not going to give him a sibling, he's going to hire one instead. Luckily, Jason Todd-Wayne shows up in the nick of time.
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25 Jan 2026
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In which Robert gets blown up and Malevola intervenes. She’ll never admit it, but she might (as a part-demon) have a soft spot about the metaphysical evidence that their new dispatcher is, in fact, a good person. And she’s not gonna watch him die in a fucking lab explosion. AKA: A few missing scenes and speculation on Malevola’s whole deal.
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- Part 8 of Dispatching, Depression, & Donuts
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23 Dec 2025
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The figure… It's Robert. It has to be.
Waterboy tries to step back, but he stumbles on the wet floor, thudding into the shipping container beside him. Robert goes still.
His head jerks up, eyes rolling wildly to make contact. Bloodshot. He's crouched on the floor of the warehouse like an animal, low and cornered. Blood is splattered over his face, and as he lifts his head, Waterboy can tell it's streaked down his chin like he must have sunk his teeth into something and held on. When he bares his teeth, they've been licked clean.
He shakily, slowly, like the movement’s might provoke an attack, fumbles for his radio. “Guys? Uh- found- I. I Robert found- no, that's not. I found- uhm.”
(Warning changed to Mature because of the violence. Just to be safe, honestly.)
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Or: Robert is kidnapped by a wannabe villain. A wannabe villain with a very real, very threatening drug. He has an… adverse reaction to the substance.Also Or: Robert gets wings, and all that comes with it
Also also or: Feral Robert
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- Part 1 of Bird-Brained Bobert
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20 Dec 2025
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20 Dec 2025
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To Conquer an Emperor by zarasu
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Oct 2024
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Transmigrating into the stallion novel he hates most is bad enough, but why did it have to be into the body of one of the protagonist's wives? Shen Yuan spends exactly two months dealing with harem intrigues, sullen maids and his husband utterly ignoring him before he decides to go on an extended holiday. Very extended. Surely no one will care if he just forgets about being married and becomes a cultivator, right?
(In which Luo Binghe goes on a quest to bring his errant husband home and Shen Yuan takes him on an adventure instead.)
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14 Dec 2025
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People have soulmates, her parents told her. She would ever only need to write on her skin to let them know she was there for them, but Yor was a worrier by nature.
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21 Nov 2025
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Cold Hands, Warm Heart by Zizzani
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Feb 2022
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“If the body can’t warm up, then things get uh, b-bad?”
Mobei-jun cuts him a look that’s made for slaughter. “What does that mean?”
“A-ah, it’s called hypothermia, my king.”
“And you die once it happens.”
Again, not a question. “You can.” When Mobei-jun makes an absolutely terrifying face, Shang Qinghua hastens to add, “But not instantly! Y-you can actually recover from it, if the hypothermia doesn’t progress too far.”
“How far?” Mobei-jun growls.
“There are f-f-f-five stages,” Shang Qinghua shivers out, lips numb. “The fifth stage is death.”
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Shang Qinghua and Mobei-jun have their spiritual powers sealed before getting dumped in a white-out snowstorm. Mobei-jun quickly learns that humans are far more susceptible to the cold than he thought.
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06 Nov 2025
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Master of Dual Cultivation by esama
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Jul 2022
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05 Nov 2025
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He Was Made For Untidy Rooms and Rumpled Beds by Bluethursday
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Sep 2019
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Shen Qingqiu kind of, sort of, does not have the same modesty standards as a xianxia novel set in some form of Ancient China? He also hates the heat, who knew right?
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- Part 1 of Into the Binghe Verse
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11 Oct 2025
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Sharing is Caring by celardor
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Nov 2023
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“Liu Qingge! I told you not to drink the water!” Shen Qingqiu shouts. His thoughts are a panicked whirl—is it going to have the same effect that it did in the original story?
Liu Qingge just stares at him in shock.
Shen Qingqiu’s question is answered when he suddenly hears Liu Qingge’s voice. Liu Qingge isn’t speaking, though—his mouth never moves. No, Shen Qingqiu is hearing Liu Qingge’s voice inside his head.
Liu Qingge’s voice says, “Holy shit. I can see his nipples.”
They both stare at each other in horror. At that moment, there’s a happy little ding and a System notification pops up in front of him.
[Congratulations! Bonus mission activated: Sharing is Caring!]
“Fuck,” Shen Qingqiu says, with feeling.
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Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge accidentally trigger a wife plot that leads to them forming a telepathic connection.
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- Part 1 of Love in Another Shape Series
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24 Sep 2025
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to find an intended (a bit unintentionally) by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jul 2022
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It takes about five minutes after they first meet for Shen Yuan to start flirting with Luo Binghe. Aggressively, too, in a way that even some of Luo Binghe’s most frequent bed partners wouldn’t dare to. It’s shocking and infuriating and, unfortunately, Luo Binghe finds himself charmed.
Too bad Shen Yuan doesn’t actually know that his actions come off as demon-flirting in the first place.
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04 Sep 2025
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And the Walls Kept Tumbling Down (in the City that We Loved) by wordlessimpact (singingwithoutwords)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Apr 2024
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Everyone in Mondstadt knows that Kaeya Alberich has no pack.
(Everyone in Mondstadt is wrong.)
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- Part 1 of the Walls 'verse
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12 Aug 2025
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Snow Hugs by alicecrow6
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Feb 2025
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Shen Yuan transmigrates into Linguang-jun
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- Part 1 of Snow Hugs, Alternate Universes
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03 Aug 2025