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    "Dunno why, but s'not working this time. M'not resssponding to it." Crowley's eyes flickered with something entirely unreadable. "I need a warm body."

    "I see."

    "Can't even use my fingers properly with these bloody claws. Still, feels better to have something warm, something moving."

    Aziraphale attempted to make sense of Crowley's words, his head pounding viciously. A warm body.

    "Would you like me to... hold you again?"

    Crowley smiled, open-mouthed and beastly. His fangs glistened in the darkness.

    "Need you to fuck me, angel."

    Or: Aziraphale buys Crowley a snake plant, hoping to please Crowley with the appealing smell of its flowers. Its effects on Crowley are far more extreme than Aziraphale anticipated, and it’s down to him to face them head-on.

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    25 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Snake plant sex pollen

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    Aziraphale and Crowley grew up together as next-door neighbours on Hogback Lane, classmates at the local Catholic school, and inseparable best friends. By the age of eighteen, both were hopelessly in love with the other, despite the knowledge that they were doomed to live apart, as Crowley aimed to pursue university study in London and Aziraphale committed himself to remaining in Tadfield, dedicating his life to the Church.

    After almost twenty years spent away from his hometown, renowned botanist Crowley decides to come and visit Tadfield again at a moment's notice; the purpose of his visit is to speak at a Careers Day for the school he and Aziraphale, now a beloved priest and a frequent helper at the school, attended. The twenty-four hours that follow will change both of their lives for ever.

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    English
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    25 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Priest Aziraphale

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    Hedonia: the state of comfort, pleasure, and enjoyment. From the Greek word hēdonē, meaning "pleasure", and also the root of the word hedonism, the pursuit of pleasure and sensual self indulgence.

    A decadently hedonistic, omegaverse mafia AU centering pleasure, sex, and polyamory against the background of organized crime, and one of the multiversal variants of Vine Slips of a Strange God.

    Featured pairings: Lucifer/Crowley, Aziraphale/Crowley and eventual Lucifer/Aziraphale and endgame Lucifer/Crowley/Aziraphale.

    *This series will NOT feature pregnancy of any kind*

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    17 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 25

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    I thought of a labyrinth of labyrinths, of one sinuous spreading labyrinth that would encompass the past and the future and in some way involve the stars.

    — Jorge Luis Borges, The Garden of Forking Paths

    A collection of multiversal works revolving around Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Fell, with the original timeline being Vine Slips of a Strange God. All other works within are multiverse variants of the original characters.

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    17 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 54

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    16 Jan 2026