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the department of eternal affairs by andiforyou for yougoadedme
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
20 May 2024
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Dear Mr. the Relentless:
This letter serves as your final notice. You have an appointment scheduled on Thursday, November 14, at 11:15 pm.
Failure to respond will result in the destruction of your case file and a formal complaint with your local chapter of the Vampiric Council. Due to your repeated negligence, you are required to attend your mandatory Soulmate Sentencing in person. You are not eligible at this time for an Ether Appointment.
Thank you,
Aurelia the Amorous
The Department of Eternal Affairs
Setting hearts ablaze since time immemorial. -
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Instead, in that dream world, time flattened and became meaningless. Space warped as the Djinn peeked between the planes of reality. He simultaneously sat on the leather couch in Staten Island and also perched on his director’s chair in the dream, where Nandor scrambled to decorate six dozen cupcakes for baby Colin Robinson’s bake sale. The Djinn still smelled rosewater and cardamom even as he reoriented himself in the present, waking world.
Nandor flips through channels. Guillermo would prefer a Gilmore Girls marathon to whatever this is. The Djinn is entertained.
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possible side effects may include... by andiforyou for beansprean
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
06 Nov 2023
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“If you wish to entrap and ensnare, then press this to his lips with care. Take your fill of his life spilled, and when blood runs dry and eyes burn red, he will be thine, ‘til the very end.”
Nandor blinks.
“Ugh, you vampires truly have no respect for the process. Just have him drink this before you turn him. He’ll be bound to you forever."
Nandor will do anything to keep Guillermo from leaving. Guillermo doesn't realize he's supposed to leave. Lilith is just bored.
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we couldn't get the rights to "amor prohibido" by andiforyou for vampireshmampire (thekumquat)
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
04 Nov 2023
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An untold amount of stairs later, a new setting: the de la Cruz Residence, as it’s labeled on-screen. It’s warm and inviting and perfectly lived-in. It looks like it smells like cinnamon and chamomile tea. It does, and it is also home to two members of the most prolific North American vampire-slaying family.
“The job of a vampire slayer is not an easy one. It’s very dangerous. Vampires aren’t anything like the movies, but they’re still vampires after all.”
Guillermo has a secret. Nandor gets a rude awakening. The documentary crew doesn't know what they signed up for.
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the amulet of division by andiforyou for beansprean
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
29 Jul 2023
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"More Nandors? And how does that solve anything?”
“What if you could separate your emotions, instead of them muddling around together until it’s impossible to say what you feel? Especially if you were, hypothetically, an emotionally repressed, centuries-old vampire?”
“...Good point,” Guillermo agreed.
Guillermo gets more than he bargained for. Nandor gets some therapy. Lilith gets a huge payday.
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turn the lights low (but we both know where we are) by softinyourpalm for starpawed
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
07 Jun 2025
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His heart was pounding in his ears, his knees jelly, his white-knuckled fingers on the shelf the only thing holding him upright. What the fuck what the fuck what the fuck. The supernatural force inside him was utterly unaffected by his panic, by the way he squeezed his thighs shut and bent nearly in half in his futile attempts to stop it. He clenched down hard, using all the force of his pelvic muscles to try to expel whatever it was, but this seemed to have the opposite effect: the pistoning of the invading object - the cock, his reeling mind supplied - sped up in response, forcing a shaky moan out through Guillermo’s gritted teeth as a near-painful arousal began to build between his legs.
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Nandor is thousands of years old and Guillermo is a perfectly ordinary witch.
Bookmarked by andiforyou
24 Feb 2025
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I feel like an investor getting in on the ground floor. I need everyone to get into Wormwood IMMEDIATELY! I'm bookmarking at Chapter 2 and already know this is gonna be a wild ride for the ages
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empty till she fills, alive until she kills by softinyourpalm for seaandsky
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
20 Feb 2024
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And that’s the thing about their arrangement, the thing that makes Celeste’s body sing with excitement and power. When Jan says I need you, it’s not just dirty talk. She hungers for Celeste’s body, not just in the sexual sense. Celeste has done enough googling to make sense of Jan’s strangely desperate desire to eat her out, often and thoroughly.
She doesn’t know when Jan last drank human blood. But the wetness Celeste produces alone seems to be enough for her to survive on. And fucking hell, is it good to be needed.
Bookmarked by andiforyou
22 Feb 2024
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friendship ended with nandermo. now janleste is my best friend.
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must be like the genesis of rhythm by softinyourpalm
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
28 Dec 2023
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”It is almost time for the stage show, sir”, the vampire explains, in a voice that clearly states he does not want a fight, but with his hand still solid around Guillermo’s bicep. ”Your familiar gets to have a fun time with all of the other familiars, and then you can even join him on stage if you like, when they call for volunteers.”
”No”, Nandor tells the vampire, in a much more neutral tone than his earlier outburst. ”I do not wish for my familiar to be a part of the stage show tonight. He is needed here, to service me.”
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Nandor and Guillermo are called upon to investigate the goings-on at a new vampire club where familiars seem to be the main attraction. They find out some things about themselves in the process.
Bookmarked by andiforyou
28 Dec 2023
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Read this immediately and repeatedly if you're in the mood for a scorching hot story with a bit of plot and lots of tension. I can't recommend it highly enough