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    “I told you we should just ask him out, Steve! Why are you still embarrassing yourself with this wooing shit? It’s been weeks!”

    “Because Tony deserves to be wooed a little, okay!”

    “He thinks the sketches are for his robot!”

    Steve sighed in despair, running a hand through his hair and looking down at his sketchbook despondently. “Yeah. I don’t blame him. Most of the sketches I leave him are of Dum-E. He probably got the wrong idea. I just - I like drawing things he makes. He’s an artist too, you know. His suit is just - wow. And Dum-E is his quirky robot son. His child. I can’t not draw him.”

    Bucky's grin softened. "Aw, Steve. That's sweet. But,” He hesitated. “Do you only leave him sketches of the bots?"

    "No." Steve said miserably. "Sometimes I draw the suit. Him in the suit. One time I drew the bots and the suit."

    "Well that's. Cool."

    "I'm hopeless!" Steve wailed, collapsing face-down on the couch. "We're never going to date him at this rate."

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    Tony drives Steve to distraction. This has...consequences.

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    Drawn to Distraction by panofcheese
    Published: 2021-08-03
    Work/Series ID: 33000325

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    James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
    James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers
    Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
    James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark

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    “I told you we should just ask him out, Steve! Why are you still embarrassing yourself with this wooing shit? It’s been weeks!”

    “Because Tony deserves to be wooed a little, okay!”

    “He thinks the sketches are for his robot!”

    Steve sighed in despair, running a hand through his hair and looking down at his sketchbook despondently. “Yeah. I don’t blame him. Most of the sketches I leave him are of Dum-E. He probably got the wrong idea. I just - I like drawing things he makes. He’s an artist too, you know. His suit is just - wow. And Dum-E is his quirky robot son. His child. I can’t not draw him.”

    Bucky's grin softened. "Aw, Steve. That's sweet. But,” He hesitated. “Do you only leave him sketches of the bots?"

    "No." Steve said miserably. "Sometimes I draw the suit. Him in the suit. One time I drew the bots and the suit."

    "Well that's. Cool."

    "I'm hopeless!" Steve wailed, collapsing face-down on the couch. "We're never going to date him at this rate."

    ---

    Tony drives Steve to distraction. This has...consequences.

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2024/12/11

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2024/11/25

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    Rules for Dating Tony
    ~~Go in the order you were assigned
    ~~Each date lasts from dinner time to breakfast the morning after
    ~~No alcohol involved because a drunk Tony is a slutty Tony and that’s not playing fair
    **addendum– a glass of champagne, wine or a single beer if applicable to the date is fine. But no more than that.
    ~~You can ask for help with your date, but sabotaging other dates is not allowed.
    ~~If you’ve already had a date, keep your distance until someone else’s date is over (11 am)
    ~~The date/night can be in the style/place of your choosing, but no copying other people’s ideas.
    ~~If an opportunity for sexual relations arises, consent must be verbally given by Tony.
    ~~There must be twenty four hours between the end of one date and the start of some one else’s turn.
    ~~If Tony declines a date, you forfeit your turn
    ~~If Tony chooses one team member to continue dating, the others will respectfully bow out
    Or Basically---everyone loves Tony!!!!

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    Rules for Dating Tony by NotEvenCloseToStraight
    Published: 2017-04-03
    Work/Series ID: 10538415

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    Tony Stark/Thor
    Steve Rogers/Tony Stark
    James "Bucky" Barnes/Tony Stark
    Tony Stark & T'Challa
    Clint Barton/Tony Stark
    Tony Stark/Everyone

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    Rules for Dating Tony
    ~~Go in the order you were assigned
    ~~Each date lasts from dinner time to breakfast the morning after
    ~~No alcohol involved because a drunk Tony is a slutty Tony and that’s not playing fair
    **addendum– a glass of champagne, wine or a single beer if applicable to the date is fine. But no more than that.
    ~~You can ask for help with your date, but sabotaging other dates is not allowed.
    ~~If you’ve already had a date, keep your distance until someone else’s date is over (11 am)
    ~~The date/night can be in the style/place of your choosing, but no copying other people’s ideas.
    ~~If an opportunity for sexual relations arises, consent must be verbally given by Tony.
    ~~There must be twenty four hours between the end of one date and the start of some one else’s turn.
    ~~If Tony declines a date, you forfeit your turn
    ~~If Tony chooses one team member to continue dating, the others will respectfully bow out
    Or Basically---everyone loves Tony!!!!

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2024/10/07

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2024/10/03

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    When Tony agrees to a cooking date with a new boyfriend, the Iron Man immediately panics because he DEFINITELY cannot cook at all and desperately needs a recipe that will disguise his kitchen disaster-ness and general food gremlin tendencies.

    The team steps in to help Tony learn to cook. They share their favorite recipes, put the kitchen back together after the inevitable mess, and try hard to not let the truth of everyone’s collective crush on the genius slip.

    Tony has no idea that every single member of the Avengers would be all too happy to kiss him while cooking, thrilled to hold hands during movie night, and full on ecstatic to cuddle up together in the mornings. They are ALL in love with Tony and if he ever looked up from frantically studying his recipe cards, the brilliant billionaire would probably figure it out.

    The team just wants Tony happy, so they stay quiet about their feelings, Tony learns to cook, and on Saturday night Tony is out the door to see his boyfriend...

    …unless…?

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    23 Jan 2022

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    The Way to His Heart: A Guide to the Care and Feeding of Tony Stark by NotEvenCloseToStraight
    Completed: 2022-01-23
    Work/Series ID: 36386983

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    Tony Stark/Everyone

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    When Tony agrees to a cooking date with a new boyfriend, the Iron Man immediately panics because he DEFINITELY cannot cook at all and desperately needs a recipe that will disguise his kitchen disaster-ness and general food gremlin tendencies.

    The team steps in to help Tony learn to cook. They share their favorite recipes, put the kitchen back together after the inevitable mess, and try hard to not let the truth of everyone’s collective crush on the genius slip.

    Tony has no idea that every single member of the Avengers would be all too happy to kiss him while cooking, thrilled to hold hands during movie night, and full on ecstatic to cuddle up together in the mornings. They are ALL in love with Tony and if he ever looked up from frantically studying his recipe cards, the brilliant billionaire would probably figure it out.

    The team just wants Tony happy, so they stay quiet about their feelings, Tony learns to cook, and on Saturday night Tony is out the door to see his boyfriend...

    …unless…?

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2025/05/05

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2024/10/02

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    “So my boyfriend's got this body pillow with a naked anime girl on it. She looks like she's fourteen, and it's creepy. He says it's just a pillow and that I'm making a big deal out of it. Is it bad I don't want it in my bed? We live together.”
    “No. You're not the bad guy for not wanting to be caught dead in bed with a pedophile's sex toy, Paula. It's your space, one where you sleep.”
    “So… what do I do?”
    “What'dja think?”

    Or: Nick Fury hired a young, freshly-graduated-from-MIT Tony Stark to be S.H.I.E.L.D.'s consultant.
    Fury's questionable communication skills meant that every single agent the organization employed believed he was their resident therapist.
    Free emotional healthcare? In AMERICA????
    Sign them the fuck up.
    Tony, for his part, was just glad his new co-workers are coming to him for advice.
    Take that, Rhodey, he could hold a conversation without scaring people away!
    (Also, Tony starts an advice forum online. It went as well as trying to contain a rabid goose.)

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    S.H.I.E.L.D.'s Iron Therapist by error_404_cannot_connect_to_fic
    Updated: 2024-04-01
    Work/Series ID: 53280169

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    No Romantic Relationship(s)
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    Tony Stark & Stark Robots

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    “Mew.”
    “I told you we needed more glitter.”

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2024/10/06

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    Tony agreed to build pokémon for the Barton children. But he's Tony Stark, and grand, ostentatious gestures when he cares for someone are what he does best. Why stop at the children when everyone on the team could use a cute, deadly companion?

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    to (create) them all by SailorChibi
    Completed: 2016-05-21
    Work/Series ID: 6697912

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    Tony Stark & Avengers Team
    Steve Rogers & Tony Stark

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    Tony agreed to build pokémon for the Barton children. But he's Tony Stark, and grand, ostentatious gestures when he cares for someone are what he does best. Why stop at the children when everyone on the team could use a cute, deadly companion?

    (Approximate) Last Read: 2024/10/02