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    "Wed her to me. When I offered up my crown you said I could have anything. I want Rhaenyra."
    "Very well."
    With just two words, Viserys Targaryen changes the course of Targaryen history forever.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    “This is my sister, Vi,” Powder introduces. “Vi, meet Snow White.”

    Vi musters all of the finesse she has left in her body and manages a grin. She bends slightly at the waist even though she’s sitting, miming some sort of deep bow of reverence. “Your highness.”

    “My oh my!” Snow White gushes, turning back to Powder. “Powder, your sister is handsome like a prince. And with the manners of one, too.”

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    Or: five times the princess is kissed and one time the princess does the kissing.

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    30 Aug 2025

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    Behold! The Murder Wives AU That Was Promised!

    Rhaenyra and Alicent are in love, together, and just the cutest and fluffiest murder puppies towards those foolish enough to cross them, meaning that the various men who would do them harm and plunge the realm into war shall die one by one.

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    Viserys never weds Alicent, Rhaenyra ascends the Iron Throne, Rhaenyra and Alicent get to be happy, Rhaenys becomes Hand, and the queers live happily ever after.

    Need I say more?

    Canon-adjacent fix-it.

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    04 Jun 2024

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    “Ah, hello. You must be Enid, no?”

    “Y-Yes.”

    “May Lucifer cradle your soul, ma chérie. I’m Morticia, Thing told me you were in need of assistance?”

    “Yes. I… I gave Wednesday a gift and she… she said it was a courtship gift? I mean, I’ve had a crush on her for some time now –she’s so pretty and smart and scary–, but I wasn’t ready to ask her out yet and I wasn’t expecting her to… take it like that? I mean, it's a dagger! I knew she’d like it because she likes all things pointy and stabby and dangerous, but…”

    “The official gift to start an Addams Courtship is an object that represents the suitor’s greatest weakness. You gave her a silver dagger, mon chiot, which is the ideal gift from a werewolf.”

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    “You gave Wednesday Addams a silver dagger?!”

    Or: Enid has spent all summer missing Wednesday, so when they get back to Nevermore she gives her a gift. Little does she know that her gift has a very special meaning behind it.

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    20 Nov 2024

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    "You fucking rodeo clown American prick!" Jamie shouts. "This is bullshit!"

    He crosses the room and kicks Ted's suitcases, which tumble over like dominoes. Ted glances over and seems startled, but not all that scared.

    "Well, heck," he laughs. "I'm starting to think there might be a ghost in here."

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    jamie tartt is dead. ted lasso lives in a haunted flat.

    it turns out that caring a little can go a long way.

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    19 Oct 2024