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"Surely there were any number of perfectly logical, non-catastrophic reasons why it would be so quiet, even as Sanji began making his way up onto the deck of the ship.
Maybe the mosshead was training or napping on the ship instead of keeping watch, or perhaps one of the lovely ladies had returned to the ship and were occupying their time quietly reading, or maybe—
"SURPRISE!!"
—Or maybe everyone was just hiding on the ship so they could jump out and give him a fucking heart attack."
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The Strawhats decide to throw a surprise party for Sanji's birthday. Sanji certainly ends up surprised, though not exactly in the way he was anticipating.
Bookmarked by averytiredghost
12 Mar 2026
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fucking adorable kill me now fuckkkk
sanjiiiiiii i love youuuu
zoro and sanji content hell yeah
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Statistically speaking, Otter should have died three missions ago.
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“Otter,” said Morino Ibiki, voice like gravel soaked in sake. “Do you know why you’re here?”
Otter blinked, eyes innocent beneath his cracked porcelain mask. “Free dental?”
Ibiki didn’t blink. “Try again.”Or
ANBU Otter might just be the most annoying operative to have joined the workforce.
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Bookmarked by averytiredghost
14 Feb 2026
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i fucking love gator so much he's just my idol i swear
so far my favorite omake is this one
Hound: “Stay out of sight. Stay quiet.”
Otter: loudly, from under a table: “Do owls have knees?”
Hound: “I swear to the Sage-”
Owl: I have knees.
Hound: *sighs*
it's just. so perfect.
otter is such a huge menace and i love him for it ngl
kakashi seems so exasperated all the fucking time poor baby
author please dont go into the light im begging you
chapter 9 !!!!!
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That’s a fucking kid, is the first thing that Iruka thinks.
That’s the fucking jinchuriki, is the second.
The first thought comes back, even stronger, overwhelming him with outrage, with fury, with a sick sort of disgust, and now it comes out as a shouted,
“That’s a fucking kid.”
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Bookmarked by averytiredghost
14 Feb 2026
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Kakashi closes his eyes, falls back on the futon, and wonders if he's ever felt his age. He doesn't think so.
fuck me ig
ts is sad and amusing and way too much and i fucking love it
There’s a huff, and Kakashi says on half a laugh, “Seriously, I wouldn’t lie to you-“
And so when Iruka looks up, Kakashi’s mouth is stretched into a crooked grin, laughter caught between his teeth.
MOTHERFUCKER WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME
favorite omake so far ↓↓↓
Naruto: why does kakashi call you his wife
Iruka: how about we stop talking for a little while.In the sunlight, everything is gold.
kill me kill me kill me killmekillmekillmekillme ughhhhhhhhhhhhh im gonna cryfuck me w a chainsaw man this shit is so fucking good
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A Whitebeard Family Guide to Avoid Being Murdered by A Younger Brother by Yunna_325
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
03 Mar 2026
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If someone had told Marco a week ago he'd be sitting in the brig of one of the Whitebeard Pirate ships, he would have kicked them out onto the ocean. Without a lifeline. But here he was, sat in that said brig, bored out of his mind.
They were going to kill him, that much he knew already. And if they didn't, then him being stuck on this goddamn boat would bring death to him on a silver platter. He needed to get out before any of that happened.
Now, if only they'd fucking listen and understand that, no, he isn't part of their family for sea's sake!
(Or: The Whitebeards trying to adopt Marco while simultaneously trying to survive all of Marco's murder attempts, because no, they aren't his family, thank you very much.)
(Or: My head cannon that young Marco is more angry than young Ace and running with it ten fold)
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Bookmarked by averytiredghost
16 Feb 2026
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lowkey cried a few times reading this
chapter 24
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“I don’t regret it, but I know I’m not the most stable right now. The girls- they’re so young, and they’ve been through so much, they’ve been hurt and abused and I know that if I try to raise them they won’t get to have the happy childhoods they deserve. So, Satoru, that’s what I ask of you. Take the girls in, raise them, let them be children and protect them . If- if you want anything in return, I'll give it to you, whatever it is, I promise, just please, come.”
or,
Suguru cares a little more about letting the girls in the cage be happy, and Satoru will not let go of Suguru, not when he has a choice.Series
- Part 3 of blue's satosugu fics
Bookmarked by averytiredghost
28 Feb 2026
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happy stsg. shocking, ik
(read this a while back, and the urge struck me to reread so i spent like a half hour hunting this down)