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Aziraphale, guard for the royal family, can't watch the parade of women passing through Prince Crowley's door.
(This is something I've been completely incapable of fleshing out beyond this stub. If it inspires you, I'd love to read what you do with it.)
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Anthony Crowley sells computer systems to London businesses–and specializes in sneaking extra charges and fees into the associated contracts. It’s not his fault no one actually reads the paperwork before signing it.
He thinks mild-mannered bookshop owner Aziraphale Fell will be an easy mark; surely no one that old-fashioned and dotty will spot a few carefully-worded technical clauses in his contract.
And then Aziraphale comes back with some very polite, very pointed questions – and Crowley decides that maybe pulling off the sale isn’t his first priority anymore…
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Bookmarked by awkwardricecake
04 Feb 2026
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Adorable and I loved it so. Made me laugh. A lot.
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Only His Shadow Remains by mageofthepeople
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Jan 2026
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Aziraphale is a professor of ancient civilisations. During a dig, he uncovers an unusual artefact—smooth black stone with serpentine designs that somehow seems to call to him. Aziraphale’s dreams of a handsome red-headed man grow vivid. The artefact begins to pulse when he touches it. The being he’s been dreaming of has been buried, bound, and waiting. And now, he's awake.
NOW COMPLETE!
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After watching Aziraphale walk away, Crowley is left with too many emotions, and only one is useful: anger. Without Azirapahle's restraining influence, he decides to become the demon he should have been all along. And when Aziraphale appears some time (perhaps too much time) later with an apology and a question, Crowley isn't ready to forgive him.
From there it gets better. But first, it gets so, so much worse.
All chapters featuring triggery content and explicit sex are skippable, with a spoilered summary at the beginning of each for folks who are interested in the premise but don't want that kind of content.
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Made in Hell: Matchmaking Agency by Hermiola
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
11 Dec 2025
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After yet another disastrous date, Aziraphale Fell is ready to throw in the towel and resign himself to the solitary existence he doesn’t mind all that much. Enter Anthony J. Crowley, matchmaker extraordinaire, who bets Aziraphale the 100% success rate of Made in Hell, his matchmaking agency, that he can find him a suitable match in no time.
After all, Crowley is a consummate professional with a troubled dating history who has learned from his past mistakes and has sworn off love himself: he’s certainly not going to fall for the charms of an extremely fussy bookseller… or is he?
Between dubious romantic prospects, far too much meddling, ridiculous antics and a developing connection, Made in Hell’s success rate might not be the only thing on the line here.❤️🔥 NOW COMPLETE ❤️🔥
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Bookmarked by awkwardricecake
08 Dec 2025
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Laughed so often. Will definitely re-read, especially after some angst-ridden fics.