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    Kakashi-centric one-shot, Gen story.

    One curse is the death of anyone who gets too close, the other is a curse of three lives that won't let Kakashi keep his distance. He's weak because he's let them get close, he's a failure because he knows he doesn't really have a gift for teaching, and he's worthless because he can't seem to stop enjoying it so much.

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    Kakashi-centric one-shot, Gen story.

    Two wrongs don't make a right, and two negatives don't make a positive. But two negatives don't not make a positive, and two poisons can cancel each other out to save a life. So, if a lifelong curse is slowly coming undone because of an acursed dysfunctional trio of brats...does that make it a blessing in disguise?

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    SakuraxNarutoxSasuke Gender-swap PWP. Setting: Post-war *AU*.

    Little boys are made of snips and snails and puppy-dogs' tails. Little girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Young adults are made of hormones and cussing and an identity crisis waiting to happen. Especially when you wake up in a body that's the wrong gender...

    The 'M/M' tag is because technically they are guys...in female bodies. So, the 'F/F' tag is along the same lines; female bodies...male minds. 'Other' is there because this is a true gender-swap, and it can be a little confusing and ambiguous as you read. This is porn with a little plot!

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    Kakashi-centric one-shot, Gen story.

    Everyone has a calendar in their head that lists special occasions and anniversaries. Except Kakashi's calendar haunts him with tragedies and failures overlapping what should have been happily remembered dates, and as stupid as he knows it is...he can't help feeling like he's cursed. And try as he might...he can't find a way to break it.

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    Kakashi-centric one-shot, Gen story.

    The Sandaime Hokage was the only one who knew the real reason why Kakashi left ANBU, and he took that knowledge to his grave. On paper it was 'a successful mission' because the killer had been stopped. On that same paper in Kakashi's file was a seal for his confidential medical records, hidden beneath the words 'Voluntarily Retired From ANBU'.

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    Tobirama-centric one-shot, Gen story set during the initial forming of Konoha.

    There is a reason so many different cultures have myths about lost children being raised by wolves. There is a reason the most dangerous animal you can ever encounter in the wild is a mother protecting her young. There is a reason Konoha has a sexual assault rate so low it is almost non-existent.

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    This story has been translated into Chinese. The link is on my profile.

    This is an appendix to my story 'Things Just Ain't the Same...'. It's a collection of vignettes from the point of view of various other characters mentioned in the story. It gives details and answers questions that can't be told in the main story. Trust me, you won't understand what's going on in these stories unless you read the corresponding chapter to the main fic. And sometimes it's vice-versa...

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    This Story has been translated into Chinese. The link is on my profile.

    KakaNaru. Post-war, Naruto is 18. When a friendship that turns into a bromance trips over an awkward series of events before stumbling into romance because Kakashi won't look where he's going, Naruto never pays attention, Kurama is antagonistic and meddlesome, and their friends are scheming ninjas, this is what happens.

    SPOILERS up to manga chapter 654, and an obvious deviation from canon soon after that point! I also made up a lot of stuff, so if you're not caught up to that chapter just pretend I made everything up! =D

    This is rated 'Mature' mostly for the cussing, and I'll post notes at the beginning of chapters for any other warnings you need to be wary of. The 'Explicit Sexual Content' is contained within one chapter, and I'll be posting a lengthy warning for that as well. Please...PLEASE read the author notes!

    I highly recommend reading the companion piece to this story, 'Certain Things Rearrange...', after each chapter or at the end of the story.

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    Kakashi x Naruto one-shot.

    Naruto is over the age of 18. Setting: post-war. Prompt: had to cover for someone at work on my day off, got really really REALLY bored in between customers, had access to a word processor, did NOT have access to the chapter of the story I was currently working on. End result: YAOI WITH LOTS OF SWEARING! I regret nothing, I tell you!

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    This story has been translated into Chinese. The link is on my profile.

    Kakashi and Naruto one-shot, Gen story set in pre-war Shippuden. Added bonus is the creepy-dude POV.

    Johnny was a lone wolf, always on the prowl as he traveled from town to town. It was the young man's blue eyes that caught his attention, and he knew he'd have a successful hunt that day. What he didn't count on was another wolf being in the vicinity...

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    This story has been translated into Chinese. The link is on my profile.

    Sarutobi Hiruzen-centric one-shot, Gen story. This is a continuation of the second short-story in my fic 'Don't Cry'.

    The Sandaime's day was not going well. Kakashi was in the hospital, Naruto had gotten into another fight, and he was stuck picking up all the pieces. Something had to be done about Naruto's temper, but he was at a loss as to how to get through to the boy.

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    This story has been translated into Chinese and German. The links are on my profile along with the links to the fanart that inspired the first three short-stories.

    Kakashi and Naruto one-shot, Gen story. There are moments in life that change everything, that are never forgotten and never remembered. A moment of hesitation saves a life, and a moment of curiosity reveals how life is worth saving. A moment to wonder if you'll lose all humanity, and a moment to retrieve what was lost from the darkness.

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    This story has been translated into Chinese. The link is on my profile.

    Kakashi-centric one-shot, Gen story.

    At six years old Kakashi was promoted to Chuunin. The day of that victory he raced home to hopefully raise his father's spirits. Surely Sakumo would have to say something after weeks of silence. Surely Kakashi would see him smile now. Surely...he couldn't be seeing what was right before his eyes...

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