batard_loaf
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There are intimacies, and there are intimacies. Over thirteen years, Olivia has known both.
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the retched thing by batard_loaf for eternallyconflicted
Fandoms: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV)
23 Dec 2024
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Phryne is sick. Woe is going around.
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O retched man who shall deliver me
In sickness and all of that
a retch of outback
retched thing to love
merry bokemas everyone -
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A last dirty Thanksgiving drabble from me. Dessert, if you will.
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- Part 3 of thanksgiving blushes for all
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cranberry sauce by batard_loaf for glamorouspixels
Fandoms: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV)
28 Nov 2024
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100 dirty(-ish) words for US turkey day, as suggested by @ButCql on Xitter and then @mostlyinthemorning on Tumblr.
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- Part 1 of thanksgiving blushes for all
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stuffing by batard_loaf for eternallyconflicted
Fandoms: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries (TV)
28 Nov 2024
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100 dirty(-ish) words for US turkey day, as suggested by @ButCql on Xitter and then @mostlyinthemorning on Tumblr.
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- Part 2 of thanksgiving blushes for all
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I need my empty halls to echo with grand self-mythology by Fiachra
Fandoms: The Last of Us (TV)
21 Sep 2025
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He looks up, when she gasps and tightens her grip on his hair, and it's like he sees right through her, past all the bullshit, and any other day or time or person she'd close up, recoil in horror and at the intensity of been seen like that.
But she looks back, because she sees in that look that he sees her, not who she used to be, not some fantasy, her. He's touching her, not using her as an alternative for anyone else.
It's in that moment, as she comes in his mouth and he doesn't pull away, that she realises she's undeniably, irreversibly, fucked.
Tess, before and after the end of the world
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- Part 4 of Watch Me Bleed
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There’s No Road That Will Lead Us Back by JudithWilde
Fandoms: The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
14 Apr 2024
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Tess shot her a tired look. “He hunts alone. It’s not personal.”
“It’s not just the hunting. It’s everything. You saw how he was at the rest stop.” Ellie made her voice deep, imitating Joel’s southern accent. “Put that back cause I said so—over a fucking necklace. Like, what’s next? He gets mad at my backpack?”
—————Ellie, Joel, and Tess learn to live on the road together without wringing each other's necks in the process. Ellie is feral, Joel is savage, and Tess is trying to get everyone to Wyoming in one piece.
Set during the 3-month timeskip before winter. There are wonderful character arcs and nice campfire scenes, but it gets dramatic as hell—buckle up.
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- Part 3 of 'Tess Lives' AU
Bookmarked by batard_loaf
20 Sep 2025
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you’re a real man, and you do what you can, you only take as much as you can grab with two hands by humanveil
Fandoms: Law & Order: SVU, Law & Order: Organized Crime (TV 2021)
31 Jan 2023
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On imaginary friends.
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- Part 1 of third man syndrome
Bookmarked by batard_loaf
26 Aug 2025
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A few weeks after Elliot showed up at Olivia's door, he comes back to explain himself.
Bookmarked by batard_loaf
14 Jul 2025
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I'm back on my bullshit from 20 years ago and this is an amazing missing scene.
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the nine steps Roy Mustang takes towards acceptance
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Bookmarked by batard_loaf
22 Jun 2025