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please don't be in love with someone else by wildestdreams for louiswillian
Fandoms: One Direction (Band)
26 Apr 2015
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Harry ran after Niall, out the door, pausing at the doorway, realizing he was only in his boxer briefs, and yelled out, “Niall! You forgot your lunch.”
Just as Niall paused from all the way down the hall, the door opposite theirs opened and the hottest boy Harry had ever seen walked out, eyes widening when he spotted a half-naked Harry.
Harry was so fixated upon the boy across from him, who was staring right back with his mouth now hanging open, he’d missed it when Niall bounded back towards him and grabbed the lunch before popping a kiss on his cheek and leaving again. The kiss snapped Harry out of his daze and he let out a breathy laugh as the pretty boy walked out furthermore, closing his door behind him. He gave Harry a small smile back, raising his eyebrows in amusement while looking down past Harry’s waist and then back up.
or the one where Harry and Louis are neighbors and there's a lot of overthinking, misunderstandings, Backstreet Boys sing-alongs, embarrassing moments in the hallway, and pining. They somehow still make it work.
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20 Feb 2026
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Louis is twenty-three now, and painfully aware that “Yes.” Is quite a common response when first meeting someone.
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or that soulmate au where everyone has the first words their soulmate is supposed to say to them tattooed on their bodyBookmarked by bigbadhale
17 Feb 2026
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“I wasn't taking a sneaky pic.” Louis blurted out, the guy stood at one of the urinals taking a piss.
“You were.” The guy answered coolly. “I would've taken a pic with you if you'd just asked.”
“No I didn't want a pic with you.”
The guy turned his head, quirking his eyebrow sardonically. “No you're far too cool for that, you just wanted to violate my privacy.”
Louis squeezed his eyes shut.
“I'm sorry. Look..” He walked towards the guy flicking his phone out.
“Hey.” The guy hunched over, hiding his junk.
“Oh no no, I wasn't gonna take a pic. Fuck.” Louis threw his hands up, stopping in his tracks.
“Look I'm going to show you I'm deleting it.” Louis turned his phone and the pic disappeared.
“You looked familiar, I was going to send it to my friend and ask who you were, I'm sorry, dick move.” Louis sighed, smiling apologetically.
The guy zipped and walked to the basin.
“So you invade my privacy then insult my level of fame by pretending to not know who I am.” The guy was turned away from Louis.
“Look I'm...shit.” Louis inhaled noisily.
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12 Feb 2026
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Gears started turning in Louis’ head. Purely mischievous gears that had Louis formulating a revenge plan against Taylor. He’d had enough of sitting around and taking it. If she was going to call him a whore, then fine, he’ll act like one for real. “I’m going to say something, and as my friends you are obligated to love me anyway.”
“This can’t be good,” Niall said, Zayn just groaned.
“So I know we have this strict ‘no lashing back at Taylor’ rule with me, but what if I can get press revenge a different way?” Louis asked. He wasn’t expecting an answer, because they knew by now to just go with it. “What if I stole her boyfriend?”
Or, the story of Louis ‘Steal Your Man’ Tomlinson.
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10 Feb 2026
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“you know, i offered for you to fake out me, but, i don’t know anything about you other than you being my biggest celebrity crush probably since posh spice.”
louis almost chokes on his chicken, “jesus christ,” he sputters.
harry takes a swig of his beer with a smirk. “i was very disappointed when you didn’t say i was your celebrity crush after you came out.”
louis almost cries. “you know i did plan on it. then i ran into you narrating taking a piss and talking about my ass and i thought ‘wow this kid does talk some shit’ and decided against it.”
harry barks out a laugh, his ears tinged red. he takes a bite of his pizza. “i suppose i do have no filter while high.”
louis rolls his eyes, “bit of an understatement, mate.”
harry giggles, “whatever pal,” louis screams internally.
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Or, the one where actor louis tomlinson and one direction superstar harry styles try to fake a sex tape to help harry get out of the closet and they both get more than they bargained for.
EDIT: this has two chapters, one capitalized, one uncapitalized.
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09 Feb 2026