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Remus lets Lily bully him into going ice-skating and meets the man of his dreams.
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Sirius decides to find out why Remus loves the fall so much, and finds himself falling along the way.
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Sirius and Remus kinda suck, and now they can kinda suck together.
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Severus reconnects with his childhood friend Lily by accident when he takes up an assistant position at University.
This also brings him back in contact with an old begrudging enemy-turned-friend, Sirius.
Fortunately, his new roommate Remus is hot and seems to like him, so maybe it's not all bad.
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After Azkaban, Sirius Blacks body doesn't always work right and he's worried it will effect his blossoming relationship with Remus.
He didn't need to worry.
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So he supposes he should say it all escalated one month ago, when Remus brought up The Situation.
“You have a boyfriend?!” James exclaimed. “Why didn’t you tell us?!”
Sirius had sat there, frozen, as his worst nightmare unfolded before his very eyes.
Not only did Remus have a boyfriend, he was going to introduce him to his parents.
“Wha– no!” Remus replied, eyes darting between James and Sirius. “There is no boyfriend!”
Sirius and James were, quite understandably, confused. Until Remus explained The Situation again.
“Alright, from the top. My mam kept bugging me about not having a boyfriend,” Remus started, “and I felt bad about continually disappointing her, so I lied about having one. Yes, yes, I’m a terrible son for lying to her. I kept meaning to fake break-up with my fake boyfriend, but I just… it’d break her heart.”
“So… what’s the issue?” James asked.
“The issue is that it’s her sixtieth birthday next month, and now she’s insisting I bring my non-existent boyfriend to meet the family.”
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"What do you think about aliens, Remus?"
"Wha-," Remus blinks, thrown by the question. "They make a good story."
A bark of a laugh that coils warmth through Remus' belly, and then Sirius nods his head. "That's for sure." Sirius looks Remus in the eye, searching for something. He must find it, because he continues, "What if I told you we weren't just a story?"
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Sirius Black’s smirk is the first thing he notices. He’s gotten more confident since the last time they spoke, or maybe he’s a better actor than Remus gave him credit for.
“Feeling alright, Lupin? You look…” Black looks him up and down, bold eyebrows quirking up on his forehead, “Unwell…”
“Fine,” Remus pushes away from the wall and busies himself washing his hands. Sirius steps up to the sink next to him, watching him through the mirror.
“Everyone loses,” Sirius says. “I mean… Not us, but you won’t be the only ones to lose your first preseason game.”
“Fuck off,” Remus rolls his eyes and shakes water off of his hands.
“Sorry,” Sirius grins. “Didn’t think you’d be so sensitive.”
Or, the Heated Rivalry AU of my dreams.
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Love & Blowjobs & Other Sacred Things by BrujaBanter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Nov 2021
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Two strangers meet in a loud and dingy club. It's love at first sight, except the few mitigating circumstances. Namely, that Sirius is married to God, Remus is a minister, love is complicated, and religion is even more so.
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In which Sirius is a priest, Remus is a preacher, Lily is a badass, and James is confused.
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just like this by goldenprophet for tealeavesandtrash
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2025
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“Sorry for making you uncomfortable just then.”
“What? When?” Remus replies, lighting his own cigarette with ease despite the winds.
“With the whole pity kiss thing,” Sirius explains, feeling his cheeks heating. He hopes Remus won’t notice, or that if he does, he’ll blame it on the biting coolness in the air.
“Oh, Christ,” Remus laughs, a self-deprecating little sound. “I promise, you did not make me uncomfortable.”
It’s New Year’s Eve, Sirius is freshly single, and Remus is right there.