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    Draco Malfoy might not be a killer, but it turns out he's an effective painkiller. If stopping pain was all Draco's touch did, things might not be so complicated, but either way Harry can't afford to be choosy.

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    Severus and Sirius get forcefully engaged for political reasons.

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    "As the senior housemate and the more experienced adult, I've decided something. Potter, you absolutely need to get your shit together by the time you turn thirty."

    Harry cut a disbelieving look at Draco: curry stain, ragged joggers, unfortunately sexual t-shirt slogan. He glanced down at himself: work trousers and plain white oxford, unbuttoned at the throat. It was a boring office drone's get-up but hardly a sign of Harry being any kind of broom-wreck. "I do?" he asked.

    A somewhat belated birthday fic to celebrate our favourite pain in the arse, Draco Malfoy.

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    Something significant changes when Harry realizes how much he doesn't actually want Malfoy to die, and pleads Malfoy to stay alive. Later that night a mysterious visitor wakes Harry in the night with ideas of his own...

    One-shot based on the Sectumsempra bathroom scene I always thought had so much brilliant Drarry tension.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    What does Bradley think of Max after losing to him in the X-Games (even after he cheated)? I would say ask him yourself, but he’d probably bite your arm off and then tell you to go fuck yourself with a stick.

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    14 Nov 2025