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This isn’t the first time Troy’s had to climb out Madison’s window.
Modern AU in which Alicia and Jake’s engagement brings the Clarks and Ottos together for Thanksgiving, which proves frustrating for Troy in every possible way.
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15 Aug 2025
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Close Enough, But Not Too Far by BewareTheIdesOfMarch
Fandoms: Dungeons and Daddies (Podcast)
29 Dec 2022
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"I'm so, so, so sorry," he says miserably. "I don't know what happened. I’ll pay you back, I promise."
What happened is that Cultist Henry has ruined Bill's microwave. What really happened is that somehow, maybe via sweaty hippie tent magic or an arcane masculine camping ritual, Glenn's bond with this guy has been cemented. He’s broken a household appliance, eaten Glenn’s food, and owes him money. This is no longer a near-stranger; they've become roommates.
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Silver enjoyed living on a tropical island. He enjoyed the sun and the complete lack of winter, he enjoyed the beach and the shallow turquoise waters, and he enjoyed being apart of a small community that wouldn't judge him when he smoked weed on his front porch. Well, most of the community anyway.
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Silver is a bad neighbor. Flint is judgy. Island living isn't as stress-free as it seems. Somehow, there's always Jimmy Buffet playing.
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Hiatus AU: Ellie Wadsworth is going to change the world one way or another... and Damien is definitely some kind of way.
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19 Jun 2022
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A fake relationship for the sake of revenge had sounded like a good idea to Wanyin at the time.
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11 Jun 2021
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Sasha leans back and folds her arms. “I mean that we have a perfectly suitable honeypot right here.”
“Right where?” asks Rhys.
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"So the three of you disobeyed my direct order to evacuate Earth space."
"I take full responsibility for that, sir."
"I'm sure you do. And I'm sure you think you had a good reason for deserting your post during an active engagement, where you could have needlessly endangered not only yourselves but any body else who might have seen you and followed, as well as letting down the rest of your crew when they needed your leadership the most."
"Sir." Kaidan swallowed hard, his heart thumping painfully against his ribs. "Yes, sir."
"And did you find him?"
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15 Oct 2020
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and pull me from the grave by ceramize
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Nov 2019
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Nie Huaisang has a raging migraine, a missing bus pass, and a group critique for a final project he hasn’t even started. He most certainly does not have time for these weird ass dreams, or for the zombie who unstealthily walks him home every goddamn night.
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31 Mar 2020
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There's nothing exciting in the mail apart from a letter from his weird, awful boss who Jon hates even if he's only seen him twice. Of gallivanting in Singapore, here's the pay forward. Jon pockets the check into his cardigan and settles at the register for a long day of absolutely nothing.
Like every other day.
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15 Sep 2019
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“If you’d like to review the full terms and conditions of your deal, you can have as much time as you need to read--”
Eliot shook his head, still not quite used to the way his hair curled below his chin, now, since he hadn’t been around to keep it properly groomed for the last-- however long it had been. God, he hadn’t even bothered to ask.
“You get my deep, dark, never-told secret, and I get the opportunity to try and Orpheus-and-Eurydice Q the fuck out of this place,” he said, cutting through Penny’s bureaucratic power-trip. “I got it the first twelve times.”
“I would strongly advise--”
“I’m ready.”
The corners of Penny’s mouth went up, but it would have been a stretch to call the expression a smile. “No, you’re really not."
The Monster's been defeated, Quentin is dead, and Eliot has a quest of his own--if he can trust himself to complete it. An Orpheus and Eurydice remix.
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- Part 1 of You're a Story universe
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09 Apr 2019
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Or, the one where Mulder and Scully meet at a Maryland graduation party and get high in a park.
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Scully shrugged, "I've never smoked pot before."
His eyes lit up, "Oh, Scully. I don't believe you."
"I'm not a total rebel," she scuffed the toe of her boot against the floor and led the way outside. She skipped up the alley and paused in the entry, her hands on her bare hips, watching as Mulder ducked through the door with the Maryland Graduates '83 banner above it, "I'm a good girl. I put my hair in pigtails on Friday nights. I read Sweet Valley High for fun."
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23 Nov 2017
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When Adam decided to take a job with the FBI, he didn’t expect to be thrown into a past he’d spent ten years trying to forget. He also expected fewer aliens.
This is an X-Files AU, but I know very little about the X-Files and to read this you don’t need to know anything about it at all.
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15 Oct 2017
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Hiatus AU: Mark drags Damien back across the country in what amounts to the most karmic reverse kidnapping in history, but stopping to take hipster pics of scenic overlooks will not protect you from the scary stuff lurking in the liminal space behind highway truck-stops.
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01 Jul 2017
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bad boys bad boys (whatcha gonna dooo) ♫ by drakefeathers
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
05 May 2014
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a Jason and Damian as Batman and Robin AU!! featuring a bunch of graffiti, a rival dynamic duo, and Cat Jason (a cat named Jason).
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30 May 2017
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Take the fear from his mouth by linndechir for gonergone
Fandoms: Raven Cycle - Maggie Stiefvater
28 Aug 2015
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Gansey hadn't noticed and Ronan didn't care, but to Adam it had been obvious that Declan was afraid. Adam had seen that look in the mirror too many times, and he wanted to know what had happened to Declan of all people to scare him.
Set during The Dream Thieves.
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03 Nov 2016
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Maybe We're In Too Deep by Luddleston
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age - All Media Types
18 Dec 2015
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If he were more of a romantic, he’d describe Adaar as everything he’d ever needed, a perfect match in every way, destiny, or some shit like that. But he’s not, so he describes Adaar as the sole possessor of the world’s most perfect ass.
Just the story of two big, burly Qunari falling in love and mentally scarring Cullen a little bit.
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29 Sep 2016
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Kisses Don't Last (Except When They Do) by who_la_hoop for Phrenotobe
Fandoms: Discworld - Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment - Terry Pratchett
20 Dec 2014
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Polly's comfortable back at The Duchess, with her well-worn routines and her well-worn life, and she's . . . absolutely not pining for her best friend, Mal, who forgot – hah! – to say goodbye before vanishing after the last peace negotiations. For the second time. Not that she's counting.
But when Commander Vimes personally asks her to come to Ankh Morpork and learn the ways of the City Watch, for the good of Borogrovia, she feels she can't say no. She's forgotten Mal, she absolutely has. But then a mysterious someone starts sending her coffee. And that's only the beginning . . .
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Lt. Col. Maes Hughes tries to do what he can for those who don’t quite fit in.
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this is a long drive (for three robins who don't agree on much) by drakefeathers
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman (Comics)
02 May 2014
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(Bad Robins road trip AU!) Steph’s trip home to Gotham takes a huge detour thanks to Jason and Damian’s conflicts with airport security. She’s stuck driving the two brothers cross-country to reach Tim’s wedding in time.
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02 Aug 2016
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AU: A Kirkwall styled after 1960's San Francisco. Hawke arrives as a refugee and discovers the world she was meant to be part of. Race riots, the fight for queer rights, all set in a background of sex, drugs, and rock n' roll. With the occasional darkspawn and smutty sexual encounter.
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- Part 3 of The Rolling Stones Trilogy (1960's AU)
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02 Jul 2016