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After their energy vampire roommate dies and is reborn, Laszlo and Nadja open Moll King Coffeehouse. It's open later than any coffee shop has a right to be, but they can support the household while Colin grows up. In between shifts, they find time to tell their tens of subscribers about Nandor and his infatuation with a human customer.
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hello cold world (jonmartin week 2023) by blookwitch
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 May 2023
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just my little oneshots for jonmartin week 2023. chapters are labeled for each day's prompt!
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What if "Somewhere Else" was Jon's birthday surprise?
(Idea from a post on tumblr; linked in the beginning note)
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Guillermo accidentally gets turned. Established relationship and fluffy!
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"When he heard the door slam open, Guillermo knew it was going to be an especially rough coffin-time. Sure, when the vampires came home after hunting, they were rowdy. Hell, their base state wasn’t anything but! The slamming, slurred singing, and stomping of feet, however, could only mean one thing: intoxicated blood."
Set after season 2. What if the Guide had waited a bit longer to come give them the news about their new jobs? Nandor is a dumb while drunk, is generally a dick, then Guillermo gets *angy*.
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she's my collar by hobbes
Fandoms: Andor (TV), Star Wars: Rebellion Era - All Media Types
13 Jan 2026
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In that cold metal room, Perrin made a very quick decision:
He would be polite.
He would be civil.
And most of all he would be devastatingly unhelpful.Because she was alive. Maker, he hoped she was alive. She'd detonated their futures and left them in the aftermath but all he could think about was that, somewhere, she was alive.
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31 Dec 2025
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if we put up a fight (we'll be fueling the fire) by jessicamiriamdrew
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
10 Apr 2025
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He's a doctor to the celebrities, dammit, he isn't trying to become one.
Or: the one where they're all famous, Leonard has a painful crush on Spock, and the paparazzi won't leave them alone.
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13 Apr 2025
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an indentation in the shape of you by interventionsandlullabies
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
25 Aug 2025
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“Oh no,” Garrus said. “I know that face. That’s your problem solving face. That’s your I think I can fit through this air vent and drop down behind their reinforcements face.”
“What if we do it first?”
He stared at her. “Shepard. I fear the consequences of the next four words immensely. What do you mean?”
A smile lifted the corner of her mouth. “What if we find you a mate before your dad gets here?”
“Spirits,” he said, the word half curse, half exhalation. “That’s what I was afraid you were going to say.”
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They survived the end of the world. They've had a few (relatively) normal years with no catastrophies. But with Garrus’ dad breathing down his neck about finally settling down, they've only got 48 hours to produce a suitable partner.
Garrus has just the girl in mind. If only she wasn't the one trying to set him up.
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15 Sep 2024
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Wilson's missing.
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12 Sep 2024
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"Hey, what d'you look so sad for?" Danny asked, leaning over till his head rested on Nicholas's shoulder. "I thought maybe we'd cured you."
Nicholas blinked, having briefly fallen under the spell of those liquid brown eyes. "Of?"
"London," said Danny, snuggling up closer. "Good riddance, eh?"
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