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In a world obsessed with killing and dying, Seiko is mostly concerned with chasing off her boredom. The Academy wasn’t exactly intellectually stimulating, but dying in the second shinobi war sounded like a long walk off a short pier. Everyone is always so stressed about avoiding attention, or min-maxing skills in situations like this.
Seiko is of the opinion that those people need to chill the hell out. Maybe play a little shogi. Death comes for them all anyways. Better to enjoy this all while it lasts.
(genius self insert stumbles into disrupting a timeline with the intentionality of an elephant trampling a very fancy tea shop.)
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26 May 2025
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This is good. I’ve laughed a lot. I like how “chill” Seiko is (she’s not, but it’s funny seeing her try to be). I’m interested to see if my polyship theory between her and Kushina and Minato is correct or if she’ll get with Shikaku instead.
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The Cat Guardian: Licorice Stick by I_Am_A_Silver_Lining
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, What If...? (TV 2021)
21 Mar 2025
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Summary: Kore wakes up. She’s a cat now. A big, fluffy cat with no idea how it happened or why. She thought things were crazy with just that, but then she meets a familiar face under a different name and things get even crazier.
OR!
In which a modern-girl falls into the Marvel Universe and is shifted into a cat. Bumps into Tony Stark and decided to follow him home because he's a magnet for trouble and she had a bleeding heart and a low-key-hero-worship-hard-on for Iron Man.
Some mythological/magical bullshit happens later, but Marvel was already full of that before she got there, totally not her fault.
(not abandoned! Just working on multiple fics at once)Series
- Part 1 of The Cat Guardians
- Part 1 of Kore's otherworldly Shenanigans
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the human things i want to eat by prototypegod
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Tokyo Ghoul
07 Aug 2024
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Had I known getting pulled into another universe would merge me with the character I was cosplaying, I would have chosen, like, Spider-man or something. Anyone but Kaneki Ken, everyone’s favourite tragic hero.
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02 Oct 2025
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I’m so sad this is only 5 chapters. This is legit so interesting I need more
Onto 6 if it ever comes out TT^TT
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Simon Says by Hyliian
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
03 May 2018
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Reality… glitched.
I wasn’t spontaneously teleported to another place. Monsters didn’t start pouring out of holes in the fabric of time. No otherworldly voice spoke words of wisdom or warning in my ear. Had I… had I hallucinated that whole debacle? Did I just imagine the world shifting three degrees sideways and tilting diagonally backwards? No one else was reacting to what had happened, so I had to conclude with a sort of grim resignation that I was obviously losing my mind.
Resolved to pretend nothing had happened, I took a step towards the door.
Abruptly, I was somewhere else entirely.
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- Part 2 of A Single Bite
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03 Oct 2025
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I’m so sad it’s not finished and likely never will be 🥲
THIS IS A COOL FUCKING IDEA FOR a/b/o DYNAMICS THO! AGGRESSIVE OMEGAS AND DOCILE ALPHAS. I’ve seen this a little before, but not as fleshed out as this. This is cool
Onto 11 if they ever come back
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A.V.I.S. (A Very Intelligent System) by Absolutely_Corrupted
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man - All Media Types
05 May 2019
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Wherein J.A.R.V.I.S. is actually a teenage girl from the real world. AKA, "Not all self inserts end up as actual people. But that's okay, I'm the next best thing."
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03 Oct 2025
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Why are all the marvel self inserts only 10 chapters? 😭
Onto 11 😞