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The Honeypot Scheme by blueturtle459
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Feb 2025
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“At that point, you’d have to buy me a collar. Hell, if it wasn’t already weird, you might as well just fuck m—” Suguru jolts, panic flooding into his eyes. His mouth spasms. His hands jerk towards Satoru’s chest and—
Pushes Satoru off the sting ray.
Satoru lets him. Holy shit, he thinks. Suguru wants to fuck me.
What's the perfect way to reform your resident mass-murderer best friend? Seduction, obviously.
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Satoru throws an arm over Suguru’s shoulder. “Nu-uh. No can do. No man should be damned to fight with only half his soul, you know. And there I was, half my soul dripping right out of my body—and not even because I was cut in half!”
Or, even after death, Satoru still manages to surprise Suguru.
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“I’d rather not die at all.” He says, puffing out his chest, hearing the beating of wings and laughter on the wind.
Akechi chides, “Cop-out,” under his breath, but there’s a smile playing on his lips, sharp and steeped in malice. It lasts for less than a second—enough to forget it.
Akira wants to forget.
God, Akira wants to forget.
Akira has died a thousand deaths. For people like him, there are no happy endings.
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When a particularly stubborn Overlord stands in the way of Vox getting the new studio he desperately needs for their growing network, Alastor cannot stand the sight of his beloved Picturebox so downtrodden and decides to deal with the problem his own infamous way.
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- Part 2 of Broadcast Boyfriends
Bookmarked by blueturtle459
15 Feb 2026
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In one glorious half-hour, Alastor has broken or completed three contracts, freed himself from two separate forms of bondage, and enjoyed a rousing jaunt through nearly half the Pentagram. Incidentally, he may also have shattered Vox’s psyche and his heart. But you know what they say about making omelettes; that was a price he was prepared to pay.
He is less prepared to be personally tasked with unscrambling the eggs.
(A post-canon fix-it following the S2 finale and the events of They Could Have Been Worse.)
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- Part 9 of They Could Have Been Worse
Bookmarked by blueturtle459
30 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Ch 7
Stunning, as is the rest of the series
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Charlie isn't sure how she hasn't noticed it before, but now that she's seen it, it is so obvious : Alastor is in love.
She decides to play matchmaker.
As always, her ability to believe the best in people is both her greatest strength and her greatest weakness.
Her matchmaking attempts lead to a cascading series of events, with opposing agendas and unintended consequences, which are often comical and sometimes serious.
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Alternative Summaries:
Charlie wants Alastor and Lucifer to date and things get out of handRadioApple/AppleRadio but like do they know that? Has anyone told them?
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Spoilers for Season Two.
Tags and chapter count are an estimate but hopefully mostly there.
Thank you to HeeroTheShiro for the ongoing Beta and letting me be obsessed at you
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"Why are you doing this..?"
The Radio demon grinned. "Because someone needs to remind you that you are the Morning Star."
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The battle with the Vees leaves the unresolved tensions of heaven and hell, the king and an Overlord, and the mind of Lucifer that seems to be trying to tear itself apart from the inside out. The only thing holding him together? An unexpected hand from the Radio Demon.
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No one had any business knowing his classification; that was his business and his alone. He hastily avoided prying eyes when he felt himself slinking into that cloudy headspace, weaving through questions with the grace of an acrobat; if everyone else had theirs on file, they pestered, why couldn’t he?
Alastor had resigned himself to an afterlife of secrecy; regardless of whatever feelings of bitter loneliness he may harbor, one day the pile of corpses he left in his wake would occupy his mind far better than a caregiver ever would!
After all, this was his only option; no one who saw the decimation he brought about would view him as something that could be delicate, something that could be held and cherished despite the corruption lying dormant in his cold, black heart.
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Classification AU: Alastor is little, Vox is not. They learn to find a home in each other.