call_me_mad
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"Does it ever go away?" "No, it doesn't." Merry Christmas everyone!
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Katniss' daughter is tired of being told she is "too young."
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Danny gets curious as to why he has to be Clueless1. Sam decides to tell – Um, "show" him.
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Danny reflects on what it's like to lead two lives.
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This is a response to JuneLuxray's (2023 edit: another ff.net user) challenge Danny gets Revealed to Dash. I hope you enjoy!
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my embarrassing childhood forays into fandom by call_me_mad
Fandom Danny Phantom, Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Leviathan - Scott Westerfeld
24 Dec 2010
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(October 2022) I am cross-posting things from fanfiction.net (without editing because I mostly can't stand to do more than skim them) so that they don't get lost when ff.net inevitably goes under. I will probably leave out the really embarrassing stuff but we shall see.
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You, Asleep and Dreaming by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
10 Nov 2019
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Wei Wuxian chuckles and starts pushing Lan Wangji's outer robes off his shoulders. "Poor Lan Zhan, subject to such earthly miseries. You must be exhausted, come to bed, come to bed."
"Mm," Lan Wangji says. He raises his arms so that Wei Wuxian can keep undressing him. His clothes will end up on the floor, but no matter. Wei Wuxian's deft hands at his belts are worth wrinkled robes.
"... Goodness, Hanguang-Jun, you wear too many damned layers," Wei Wuxian tells him after a while. "Would it kill you to stop after a reasonable five?"
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Wei Wuxian moves into the Jingshi. They sleep together.
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28 Feb 2026
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the earthquake in the room by phnelt for antiphrastic
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Feb 2022
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"Pop some bread in the toaster for me?” Wei Ying asks. Lan Zhan has one, a chrome thing with dials and buttons.
A pause. “This isn’t a relationship,” Lan Zhan says.
Wei Ying blinks. It’s such an incongruous thing to say. At first his brain says, that must be code. It’s almost like listening to two spies talk in a drama. The handler would say something like ‘the duck swims at midnight,’ and the spy would say, ‘purple is the loveliest colour’ and they’d both nod to each other and know that the prime minister was about to be assassinated, or something. That’s all he can think of, at first. Because of course this isn’t a relationship? This was a fun night. So Lan Zhan must be saying this for a reason. There’s some response he’s supposed to make now, but he’s lost the script if he ever had it.
“Okay…” he says. Then it clicks. Lan Zhan means: you should leave.
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Maybe Wei Ying shouldn't have hooked up with his hot neighbour two days into his exchange semester, but everyone makes choices in life.Series
- Part 1 of Lan Zhan vs the Jiang Siblings
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05 Jan 2026
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While on a nighthunt, Wèi Wúxiàn and Jiāng Chéng unwittingly swap places. This causes Jiāng Chéng to see Lán Wàngjī in a new light and makes Wèi Wúxiàn realize that Jiāng Chéng and the Yúnmèng Jiāng are vital parts of himself. Meanwhile, Jīn Zixuān and Qín Sù mitigate a political crisis caused by "Mò Xuányǔ."
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21 Dec 2025
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can i offer you a little salt for that wound by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
31 Jul 2020
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Two months after Geralt breaks up with him, Jaskier runs into Yennefer at Coachella.
“Oh fuck no,” she says, which he thinks is pretty fucking unfair, all things considered.
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02 Dec 2025
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world.runExecution() by Pip (Moirail)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Aug 2024
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What does it mean to be human, anyway?
“Here we go,” Wei Ying mumbles, and Jiang Cheng doesn’t have the chance to ask what that means before Wei Ying’s squaring up his shoulders and moving in a way that cuts a swath through the crowd.
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25 Nov 2025