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The world saw one pandemic and didn't take it seriously.
This starts in much the same way; it's just the flu 2.0 all over again, the naysayers say. An infection that spreads through respiratory droplets, through saliva, through physical contact, through bites, slowly killing the host from the inside out. Except the fatality rate is sky high, and for the infected, death isn't the end-
It's the beginning.
In a new horrifying world, you're just trying to survive. You might not have made it very far, if not for your guardian angel. Your terrifying angel, who looks as if he's death itself.
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A plague sweeps the land, and Ellen realizes they're not just dreams.
OR: the modern AU that is slightly more empowering, but with similar levels of monster-fucking for the girlies.
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Fitzjames takes the opportunity to get to know Mr. Goodsir a bit better before they get to Greenland. (The cravat comes off.)
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Includes "molusca" and "meecroscopes," oh my! Little bit of preslash if you squint!
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Hung Scot Can’t Hold Himself Back, Huge Oneshot (Girlfriend POV) by callmepoison
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
21 Dec 2024
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Huh, you think. It must be a typo. Still, you’re intrigued none-the-less. You click on the link.
OR: The author meditates on the role of loneliness and self-insertion in modern media, Johnny does porn, and you…you’re just along for the ride.
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strangeness & charm by callmepoison
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age - All Media Types
12 Nov 2024
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Emmrich and Rook perform a séance.
OR: Mourn Watcher Rook gets an actual backstory, and the graveyard date gets a bit of an upgrade.
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it's time to light the lights by orthostatics for elegantstupidity
Fandoms: Tortall - Tamora Pierce
28 Nov 2024
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Am I your fellow knight or not, Neal?
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19 Feb 2026
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St George's Day by sansasparky
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
04 Jun 2019
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It's St George's Day, Brienne has to work, and the city is crawling with aggressive drunken wankers. Dealing with them is no problem - it's all part of the job. Lucid social interaction with the handsome police detective of her dreams, on the other hand, is going to be considerably more of a challenge.
Asha's just here for a laugh, but she's not about to pass up the opportunity to bring about the downfall of a local politician. She's only human.
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- Part 2 of Holiday
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19 Feb 2026
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The Seedling by Chrononautical
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Jun 2018
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In the course of her adventures, Bilbo finds herself pregnant. Without an offer of marriage from Thorin, she returns to the Shire to raise the child with the help of her family.
The King Under the Mountain is heartbroken that Bilbo chooses to leave Erebor, but he cannot blame her. Not after he tried to kill her. There was a time when she would have proposed marriage, but that time is clearly past. If all he can have of her are her letters, then he will be grateful for the missives.
Getting these two to talk just might take divine intervention. Or the intervention of a particularly interested child.
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10 Feb 2026
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Éowyn wants to enjoy her husband's body, from head to toe. Faramir is more than willing to oblige. (Short comic)
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10 Feb 2026
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Fairies by the River by TRavine
Fandoms: North and South - Elizabeth Gaskell | UK TV, North and South - Elizabeth Gaskell, North and South (UK TV), North and South - Ambiguous Fandom
11 Jun 2023
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After the sudden passing of her father, Margaret Hale is forced to leave her idyllic home in Helstone and seek employment as a governess.
In an industrial town up north, John Thornton, mill owner and widower, is in search of a teacher for his seven-year-old daughter.
When their two worlds collide, their lives will never be the same again.This story is set in a Victorian era alternative universe. It is completed and will be updated frequently.
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- Part 1 of Fairies by the River
Bookmarked by callmepoison
10 Feb 2026