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    One thing had become incredibly clear. Wei Ying was much sicker than he had thought he was, and as a result, was now hallucinating. There was no reality where a Grand Immortal had actually shown up in his apartment, yelled at him about his shit-hole residence, and fed him soup. Absolutely in no way was a Grand Immortal in his apartment, and shitting on him for not finding a place that banned pets.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Robert mumbled something he couldn't catch.
    "What? I don't understand what you're saying," he tried, going for a calm tone. Calm-ish. His heart was beating out of his chest with adrenaline.
    "... he put something in my drink."
    Flambae froze for a second... then cursed, pulling the burning t-shirt off his back, stomping it out on the ground before getting his leather jacket; it was treated with fire-retardant. He would probably need it.
    Shit. Fuck, he had to get his shit together.
    "Robert. I need you to tell me where you are. Okay? Are you alone? Are you hurt?" he bit out. He'd done his fair share of clubbing - a little less now that he had a regular job, but still - and he'd also seen his fair share of... Nope. If he thought about that he would catch the whole fucking building on fire.
    "I... I knocked him out," Robert said. There was an audible swallow. Flambae was concentrating so hard, he could hear the dry click of the man's throat as it worked. Or maybe he just imagined it.
    "Fucking good. I'm coming to get you. But I need to know where the fuck you are, do you remember?" he asked, already out the door, taking the stairs down two at a time instead of waiting for the elevator.

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    19 Jan 2026

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    With how proper and refined his master is,Anakin just can't figure why he sits like that, all spread-legged and obscene.But after a mission goes awry and he sees Obi-Wan naked for the first time,the question isn't why,but more like how he's possibly going to survive with the knowledge.

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    06 Nov 2025

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    The snow under them both was soaked with Derek’s blood.

    His whole life was bleeding out on his father’s lawn with every faint beat of Derek’s heart.
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    Or, the Mafia AU where Derek suffers from amnesia and forgets being married to Stiles

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    03 Nov 2025

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    Every time Anakin tries to tell someone about Obi-Wan Kenobi, they don't believe him. Saying My boyfriend goes to another school is basically saying I'm insecure about being single and am lying to look cool to teenage ears.

    Fast forward ten years, and the now Kenobi-Skywalker couple is invited to the wedding of one of Anakin's old high school buddies. When Obi-Wan finds out exactly why Anakin is hesitant to go, and the depth that it's impacted his self-confidence, he gets a little...well.

    Catty.

    At the reception.

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    01 Nov 2025