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    A little collection of movie-verse canon compliant fics from Henry’s POV

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    In which God finally takes an interest after the Darkness is unleashed and family reunions are had.

    Post-S10E23: My Brother's Keeper. A fix-it.

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    When investigative reporter Clark Kent gets caught by Metropolis's newest crime lord, the Knight, he never could have imagined the things he would go through and the dark pleasures he would derive from them. He could never have imagined wanting more.

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    A series of unconnected (most likely) fics that started life as twitter fics/twtfics before being rehoused here.

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    "You won't if you want to fuck me tonight." Hollander had said in Russian.

    Dmitry glanced up, pausing from where he was unlacing his skates. What the fuck could in the conversation possibly have possibly led to this?

    He glanced at Rozanov, who'd been smirking and teasing Wyatt only a second earlier. Now, his mouth was firmly shut. All the rest of the team stared at Rozanov.

    Wyatt laughed. "Oh my God, Roz I don't even know what he said but you are so damn whipped!"

    "One word from the husband and he shuts up!" Bood crowed.

    Chouinard jumped in. "Yeah, what the hell did you say to shut him up that quickly, Hollzy?"

    (4 times shane was less boring than people thought. including hickeys, never have i ever, being in the room next door to them at a hotel, and a russian rookie)

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    22 Feb 2026

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    Shane: I’ve never wanted to share it since our timeline is so…complicated
    Hayden: Is it? You were fucking, then you dated, then you got married. Normal progression!
    Shane: I don’t think the “fucking” part of that equation is usually 7 years

    In which the Voyageurs’ secret homophobic group chat leaks, Shane decides it might be time to tell the world how long he’s been seeing Ilya, and said world loses their shit.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Shane wears glasses to one of Ilya's games and achieves exactly what he set out to do.

    “You know exactly what you are doing, Hollander. Playing dirty is not like you.”

    Shane gives him another virtuous look. “I don't know what you are talking about, Rozanov. Hayden and I just wanted to see how you guys were playing before our game.”

    “Oh, and that is why you wore your slutty little glasses? To see the game better, huh?”

    Now with two more chapters of further slutty little glasses escapades.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    “What Hollander? Never seen a pocket pussy before?”

    Shane snorts, he’s seen a pocket pussy before- but this one is a little different. It’s shaped like an egg. He frowns. Ilya takes the egg-shaped object out of the bag, grinning as he unravels the packaging,

    “Is Japanese sex toy. I bought it online.”

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    Ilya makes a sex itinerary for his schedule-loving husband.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    13 Feb 2026