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    The stupid hat was stupid and refused to help Harry. The whole school and its division in houses was stupid too, and the teachers.
    Harry was in Hogwarts, but he didn't want to be. He wanted to go back home.

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    When Harry wakes up in an alternate timeline--a timeline where Voldemort was defeated long before the first war--he discovers everything is different. His parents, his godfather, his friends--and him. Harry must deal with the consequences of who he would have been if he had been raised by his parents, and figure out where he stands with his casual hook up, Draco Malfoy.

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    01 Sep 2025

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    Simon is worried about what Baz might get up to all summer long without Simon there to keep an eye on him.
    Penny says, “You wage psychological warfare on yourself so much, Baz doesn’t have to plot anything. You do all the work for him.”
    Which is ridiculous.
    All Simon wants is to plague Baz with thoughts of him, give Baz a taste of his own medicine.
    All Simon wants is to be on Baz's mind so much, he can’t focus. Can’t work on coming up with a spell to end Simon. Can’t plot a political coup.
    All Simon wants is for Baz to not get any fucking reprieve from Simon all summer.
    Is that too much to ask?
    But psychological warfare is a tricky thing...
    Merlin knows Simon's summers in the care home are awful as is. This year is made worse than usual thanks to the after-effects of a spell gone awry.
    The days are so hard, but the nights...?
    Well, the nights are something else entirely.

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    13 May 2024

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    It’s 2011 and Frank Iero’s life is pretty average until the night where he starts getting dreams about a strange, apocalyptic California where there’s rayguns, grey corporations and terrorists who use art and colour as a weapon. Interesting and fun at first, but the more he dreams about this world, the more he starts to wonder if it really is a dream... and the deeper he gets into this futuristic world, the more it seems to affect his life in the present day.

    And just how exactly does everything all seem to link in with that douchebag black-haired artist who sits in Starbucks every day?

    (Set in the Danger Days world but not necessarily following the canon established by the album and music video's.)

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    13 Jul 2022

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    Simon's been reliving December 21st for longer than he's cared to count, and he's convinced that, apart from a growing hatred of Watford and endless boredom, it can't really get any worse.

    Until he runs into Baz.

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    13 Jul 2022