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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Richie takes the phone, awkwardly maneuvering the cord over the bar-top. He picks up his glass in an effort to rescue the last remaining dregs of whiskey. “Hello?” Richie says into the handset.
    “Richie Tozier?”
    “Richie Tozier’s the name, bangin’ soccer mommies’ the game,” Richie replies.
    “It’s Stan."

     

    New York City, 2002: Richie and Eddie, who are each on their way to becoming very successful in their field, and who have no memory of each other or their childhood together, get phone calls from a very old friend. This spurs on the adventure— or nightmare— of a lifetime.

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    The man barks out a laugh. A wave of familiarity washes over Eddie, so strong it makes him sway on his feet. He looks the guy up and down again, trying to place where he knows him from.

    “I’m Eddie,” he offers.

    The man grabs a box of cereal seemingly at random. Eddie frowns— it looks like pure sugar in a box. He puts on a voice, a passable impression of Perry Mason: “Richard W. Tozier, Esquire. At your service, Eddie Spaghetti.”

    I know him, Eddie’s soul is screaming. I know him, I can’t let him go. Not again.

     

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    Richie and Eddie run into each other in their early thirties. They don't realize it at the time, but this ends up changing everything.

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    02 Feb 2026

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    “Uh,” Mike says. “So - the last time we faced IT, we hurt it. Not bad, but enough to end the cycle early, right? We hurt IT, and it lost some energy. Now, IT’s making up for what we did by coming back early.”

    “Wait,” Richie says slowly. “You’re telling me that the alien hellclown came back 14 years before it was supposed to because it’s snacky?”

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    30 Jan 2026

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    Eddie could see the layers and layers of tape he’d wrapped around the leg of Richie’s glasses over a month ago, shaped like a little cocoon. He reached out and touched it with the tip of his finger.

    “These don’t even sit straight anymore,” he said. “Why are you still wearing them?”

    Richie didn’t blink from behind the lenses until Eddie took his hand back.

    “I don’t know. My life is kind of a mess right now. They feel appropriate.”

    “Your life isn’t a mess, Rich.”

    “It really, really is.” Richie straightened, started talking with his hands when he said, “Hey, shouldn’t you be shouting? I feel like this would be easier if you were shouting.”

    “You said you’d take this seriously,” Eddie said.

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    29 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    “We can still help him, guys! We can still help him! You don’t understand! He’s alive! He has a pulse, you fucks!” Richie screamed as they managed to rip him away from Eddie. Around them, the place began to collapse. He felt someone tug really harshly at his arm. They were trying to get him away from Eddie. They were trying to leave him here.

    Richie would never let that happen.

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    29 Jan 2026