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Friends of the Harbour School by chaletian
Fandoms: Chalet School - Elinor M. Brent-Dyer, Girls Own
12 Oct 2021
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A slightly odd collection of slightly meta works around Joey's writing career. I think one of her reported novels was called The School by the Harbour, and in my head this became a long series of school stories, which generated a large fan base. So then Joey had to have her own fan club!
1. The Josephine M Bettany Appreciation Society (first written for FOCS)
2. The Josephine M Bettany Exhibition at Pretty Maids (an incomplete bit of ephemera!)
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It's the little things you do together... by chaletian
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Agent Carter (TV), Chalet School - Elinor M. Brent-Dyer, NCIS, Stargate Atlantis, Merlin (TV), Shadowhunters (TV), Supernatural
11 Oct 2021
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Inevitably, after over *coughs* 20 years of writing fanfiction, I have accumulated some bits and bobs which will never make their way into a finished work, but are still quite entertaining (I think!), so here we go.
1. Teen Wolf (Stiles and Scott on the Enterprise IN SPACE): There’s a rumour that Commander Spock once pushed Captain Kirk out of an airlock, and there is absolutely no way that Jackson is less annoying than Captain Kirk.
2. MFU/MCU (Waverley and Carter are spymasters)
3. Chalet School (Verity looking for her father IN SPACE)
4. Teen Wolf (Werebear!): Stiles thinks this would be much easier if Derek could just go wolfo-a-wolfo (wolfo-a-bearo?) with the werebear.
5. Chalet School (AU for School - Madge sends Juliet back)
6. NCIS/SGA (DiNozzo is the agent afloat Atlantis)
7. Merlin (Modern-day Albion is in need)
8. Shadowhunters (Alec confronts Magnus)
9. Supernatural (OC gets rescued by Crazy!Sam and taken to Dean and Jo)
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And really, Betty thinks, finding out that someone tried to take you away from your dad is going to cast a pall over any relationship. She can’t think about Aunt Suzie without thinking that she had gone to court to say Dad wasn’t a fit parent.
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She doesn’t take Tom’s fierceness seriously.
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one joy dispels a hundred cares by chaletian
Fandoms: Midsomer Murders - All Media Types
01 Oct 2021
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Ben's back in Midsomer. This isn't how he imagined his future.
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the hypothetical adventures of Michael and Alex by chaletian
Fandom Roswell New Mexico (TV 2019)
24 Apr 2019
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In Which The Enterprise Is Like A Village by chaletian
Fandom Star Trek (2009), Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
29 May 2019
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Turns out, despite the vast emptiness of space, and the worryingly illusory protection offered even by Starfleet's finest vessel, and the sheer likelihood of being taken out by an unexpected cosmic event (sure, those nebulae look pretty now but up-close they're just a disaster waiting to happen) and/or Klingon attack (McCoy's sure it's going to happen any day now) and/or new and fatal alien disease (probably sexually transmitted; probably Kirk's fault), life on the Enterprise isn't as far off a village as you might expect.
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She pulled a piece of paper from her pocket, the textured surface unfamiliar. "'We shed as we pick up, like travellers who must carry everything in their arms, and what we let fall will be picked up by those behind.' It doesn't matter that we don't know what happened in the past. The first Atlantis expedition may have been lost, their mission never achieved, but we're here now, and we're carrying out that mission."
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Grady v. Rozanov by Pickle_Chips
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Feb 2026
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“Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.
“You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.
“…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”
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Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.
Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.
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11 Feb 2026
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Duty of Care by boopboop
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
09 Feb 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, get loved.
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Bookmarked by chaletian
11 Feb 2026
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Ilya Rozanov does not come pre-installed with good communication or healthy coping skills. Is he going to seek out help on his own? Hell no! But when a family member kills himself, fellow Boston Raider and friend Cliff Marleau decides that Ilya is going to therapy come hell or high water. And Ilya... well, Ilya is just playing along to keep the peace. Right? He doesn't need therapy. But if it helps his friend be less worried, so be it.
OR: What if Ilya came into the tuna meltdown with slightly upgraded social skills and no one actually ran away before they had a conversation?
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09 Feb 2026
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where nobody knows you by dottiedoesotherfandoms (dottie_wan_kenobi)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
29 Jan 2026
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After a moment, Hayden pulls back. Then he hands her the phone—Shane’s phone.
“I grabbed this when I was getting his stuff and I saw, well.”
He looks away from Yuna, briefly glances at David, then looks away from him too. There’s an oddly guilty look on his face that has Yuna suspicious at once.
“Um, has Shane told you guys about Lily?”
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AKA, Yuna and David find out about Lily, Shane’s... girlfriend?, while he's in the hospital. It's a while before they find out about Ilya.
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- high Shane
- Ilya angst
- theories about who Lily could be
- Yuna & "Lily" texting
- identity shenanigansSeries
- Part 2 of heated rivalry social media fics
- Part 1 of i need sunshine (Ilya & Hollanders)
- Part 3 of all dwk heated rivalry fics
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30 Jan 2026
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Wherever I'm with you by SatsumaSegments
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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He drives to the airport with an unshakeable urge to pull over and turn around. He smokes four cigarettes in a row before he boards the plane, then chews an entire pack of gum on the flight to try and cover the worst of the smell.
He exits the airport half-hoping that Shane has chickened out of the whole thing. Then he spots him, tapping his fingers against the steering wheel in the most boring suburban dad car Ilya has ever had the misfortune of laying his eyes on, and he’s so happy to see him that his legs feel unsteady beneath his weight.
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Or, the cottage, Ilya's version: an extended ep 6 featuring my take on what happened in the gaps we didn't see.
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Bookmarked by chaletian
28 Jan 2026