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If Danny was the paranoid type, which he’s not (only on Mondays), he’d swear he hears boots crashing above their heads.
He looks over at Rusty— currently lounging in the single stripe of yellow sun allowed in through the basement window— whose eyes, turned from blue to seaglass green by the golden light, are turned up to the ceiling. So Danny’s not the paranoid type. He’s not old enough to be hearing things, either.or: the inherent homoeroticism of minor surgery
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you can count on me by cleardishwashers for popmart (tambsi)
Fandoms: Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies)
02 Jan 2023
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There’s a lot that can go wrong around the holidays. In the past twenty-four hours, Linus has observed four families screaming at each other over missing bags, three travelers bargaining at the check-in desk, and two thieves snatching jewelry from an airline CEO’s wife’s Christmas present. He’s also observed that same jewelry in his pocket, the ever-present airport security approaching him, and the inside of an O’Hare detainment cell.
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your hand grips hand as my eyes shut by cleardishwashers
Fandoms: Ocean's Eleven Trilogy (Movies)
07 Apr 2022
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1.3k words of danny ocean having a very subtle hand kink
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It’s Christmas, and Eddie’s leaving.
Which is wrong. On so many levels. The first one being that it’s Christmas, and Christmas is the time for— for snow and miracles and all that, even though it’s LA and the only miracle here was coordinated by the hand of Bobby Nash, not God, and— point being, it’s Christmas.
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Bobby grins. “I’m proud of you, kid.”
“What, for writing on some papers?” Buck snorts. “Bobby, a monkey could do that.”
“No,” Bobby says, shaking his head fondly. “For getting your shit together.” He pauses, unsure just how much of his (nearly bottomless) pride he should reveal, and then forges on. “You’ve really grown as a person, Buck. And I’m very lucky to have been able to witness that.”or: 5 times bobby was buck's dad, and one time he was eddie's
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This is heaven and I'd die for it by Deerlie_03
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Feb 2026
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For one, singular, blissful moment, nothing is wrong when Ilya wakes up.
And then the bubble pops.
With something less like a pinprick and more like a gunshot.
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After Ilya is outed he has to deal with being the only openly queer player in the league, being Russian, and being in love with Hollander even after he ran away all at once. It sucks. He does it anyway.
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04 Mar 2026
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"Hey," says Buck. "Do you ever think about Nia?"
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or: buck, hen, and kids you have no claim to
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02 Mar 2026
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Everybody's Got A Hungry Heart by PallasPerilous for Pimento
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
23 Feb 2022
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Dean is jumpy as shit. Why one possibly Icelandic beep-boop specialist has him on edge while Mick Jagger’s own vocal coach barely got his heart rate over 55bpm is a goddamn mystery. Maybe it’s the harp solos from that sample track; maybe Dean’s nervous that this is his last shot and if this guy can’t save Dean from filling out the back end of his contract with “Best Of” and “Live In Concert” compilations he might as well walk into the fucking sea.
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02 Mar 2026
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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02 Mar 2026
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“Hollander’s Metros have had a challenging few years, with back-to-back knee injuries and a concussion keeping the two-time Stanley Cup winner and Olympic gold medalist off the ice for three consecutive postseason runs. Hollander is apparently back to fighting trim, but everyone’s wondering if that will still be true come April. The Metros have promised that they’re behind their franchise star one hundred percent, but there are signs they might be hedging their bets. The Metros announced last week that they have penned a deal with San Francisco’s dynamic young Russian star, center Ilya Rozanov. The move has sent shockwaves through MLH, as San Francisco was widely expected to sign a contract extension with Rozanov, who became a restricted free agent in June.”
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28 Feb 2026