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Draco Malfoy and the Mirror of Ecidyrue by starbrigid
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2020
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All it takes is one look in a mirror and an ill-advised attempt to shatter it, before an embittered Draco Malfoy fresh out of Azkaban is sent back into his body on the day he gets his Hogwarts letter.
Suddenly, Draco has an unwanted second chance, with a Sorting Hat that doesn't know what to do with him, a certain Muggleborn who won't leave his study table alone, and green eyes he just can't get out of his head. And then there's his new wand, whose choice of him could just mark him as every bit as dark a wizard as his name means he should be.
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- Part 1 of The Mirror of Ecidyrue
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 90,081
- Chapters:
- 18/18
- Collections:
- 68
- Comments:
- 2,359
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- 40,248
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Bookmarked by clinicallycynicallyobsessed
01 Jun 2020
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Y E S Y E S Y E S Y E S YES YES YESYESYESYESYESYES
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Matt's got this way of speaking in Spanish that's just a little different than his way of speaking in English. In English, all of Matt's words are carefully weighed and measured and cut like crystal. They're precious but planned. With Spanish, the words seem to fall like drops of liquid gold, hot and rich and wild, and it makes Foggy want to gather them to himself and finally be warm.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,843
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 3
- Comments:
- 341
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- 4,223
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- 1,137
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- 44,045
Bookmarked by clinicallycynicallyobsessed
15 May 2020
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........anshdbebbehshshsgsvsvsvvwvwvev tgis. This. THIS.
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The Devil of Hell's Kitchen has got some competition. Sassy sharpshooters do not make good crime-fighting partners, except that they really do.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 23,295
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 232
- Kudos:
- 4,843
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- 1,111
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- 43,718
Bookmarked by clinicallycynicallyobsessed
15 May 2020
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Foggy's been training for this day his whole life. As long as he follows the Rules and finishes the Story, everything will be perfect.
Tempt Little Red Riding Hood. Eat Granny. Dress in Drag. Eat Little Red Riding Hood. Eat Little Red Riding Hood’s Basket of Goodies. Live Happily Ever After.
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Matt doesn't know if love or lust is the deadlier sin. Either way, he's going to hell.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,450
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 193
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- 2,905
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- 588
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- 28,059
Bookmarked by clinicallycynicallyobsessed
15 May 2020
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Matt’s gentle with Foggy when he’s teaching him, soft touches to guide him into the right position and light little butterfly kisses every time Foggy gets it right. He’s still soft Matt, sweet Matt.
Then they get into the ring, and Matt’s not soft anymore. Matt’s not sweet.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,447
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 273
- Kudos:
- 5,083
- Bookmarks:
- 1,231
- Hits:
- 44,495
Bookmarked by clinicallycynicallyobsessed
15 May 2020
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Foggy is perfectly happy being a law-abiding physician with a weakness for cupcakes.
No one else seems to understand this.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 12,455
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 240
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- 6,487
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- 1,356
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- 57,820
Bookmarked by clinicallycynicallyobsessed
15 May 2020
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Matt hates listening to Foggy's heartbeat.
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,219
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 230
- Kudos:
- 6,911
- Bookmarks:
- 1,271
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- 71,554
Bookmarked by clinicallycynicallyobsessed
15 May 2020
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"Devil’s advocate (noun): a person who expresses a contentious opinion in order to provoke debate or test the strength of the opposing arguments."
Foggy keeps playing devil's advocate, and he keeps winning. The other devil in Hell's Kitchen is not happy about this.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,638
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 229
- Kudos:
- 6,206
- Bookmarks:
- 1,350
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- 52,078
Bookmarked by clinicallycynicallyobsessed
15 May 2020
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Nrghl. So. Fricking. Sweet.
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Franklin Philip Nelson is born with a bright smile and the word Devil burned over his heart.
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“I really, really want to make a joke about bats and blindness. Will you punch me if I make a joke about bats and blindness?” Matt shakes his head, grinning. “Okay, so we’re Superspud and Blind-As-A-Batman.”
In which Foggy uses his law degree to peddle coffee to unsuspecting caffeine junkies, and Matt is his favorite customer. Who may or may not be Batman.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 20,553
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 395
- Kudos:
- 8,858
- Bookmarks:
- 1,987
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- 87,266
Bookmarked by clinicallycynicallyobsessed
15 May 2020
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...aaaaaaaAaAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
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As a rule, Tony doesn’t get to talk with kids his own age.
(Or, Tony gets enrolled in a summer course so he can socialize with other kids for once. Steve is only there because his mother doesn't want him at home all day when she's at work.)
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“Nice shirt, Stark.”
It’s Natasha, sounding strangely- smug, maybe?- for reasons Tony doesn’t much care to know.
“I know,” Tony says, not opening his eyes. He tilts his head back, lets out a satisfied sigh and rearranges himself on the chair. The sun climbs another inch of his abs when his shirt rides up with the motion.
Today’s a good day, Tony thinks contentedly, and continues sucking lazily on the popsicle.
(Or, Tony wears a crop top. Steve, among other people, notices.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,299
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 67
- Kudos:
- 3,838
- Bookmarks:
- 605
- Hits:
- 38,442
Bookmarked by clinicallycynicallyobsessed
15 May 2020
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There are things Foggy knows for sure in this world: one, he was born in Hell’s Kitchen and wherever he goes in life, he’s going to die in Hell’s Kitchen whether he likes it or not.
Two, Matt’s Daredevilling is going to end very badly, no matter what Matt tries to convince him.
And three, people will always, always go for Matt’s charming-blind-guy routine over whatever the hell Foggy does when confronted with a hot person.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,756
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 38
- Kudos:
- 1,605
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- 186
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- 8,756
Bookmarked by clinicallycynicallyobsessed
15 May 2020
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The next time Jasmine sneaks out of the palace, she leaves her tiara.
(Or: Jafar never existed and Jasmine never gets caught by the guard on her first meeting with Aladdin. Instead she keeps meeting up with him without telling him she's the princess.
Along the way she learns more about what goes on in Agrabah and the laws that are set against so many people in the city, as well as how she could change them.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,277
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 62
- Kudos:
- 1,315
- Bookmarks:
- 345
- Hits:
- 8,564
Bookmarked by clinicallycynicallyobsessed
15 May 2020
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa this is too good right behind the maty murdock ones
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“He’s in the dangerous second phase of lovesickness,” Bruce says, straight-faced as Tony twitches behind him. “The third is refusal to eat, which can lead to death by starvation if the condition isn’t rectified immediately.”
General Ki growls, the sound coming like static between his oddly-shaped jaw and even odder teeth. “Skri- Stark is an invaluable asset to the empire! This illness must be eradicated immediately, Dr. Banner. What is the cure?”
“A mate,” Bruce says, re-adjusting his glasses. “Skri-Stark must be paired with a mate, and soon. If not, he will succumb within several weeks.”
(Or, the world has fallen to aliens and Steve and Tony come up with a plan to take it back.)
- Language:
- English
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- 6,094
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 38
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- 1,242
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- 156
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- 8,167
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15 May 2020
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Tony opens his eyes to find a dog licking at his fingers, and pets her idly as he tries to work out why the hell he’s lying on a couch in an unfamiliar room with a dog that he’s never seen before.
“Hey,” says a voice, and Tony cranes his head up, wincing at the light.
There’s a man a few feet away, with a waist-to-shoulder ratio Marilyn Munroe would envy, manning a stove. “You like pancakes?”
(Or, Tony passes out drunk in a stranger's backyard after patting his dog.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,289
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 74
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- 2,383
- Bookmarks:
- 373
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- 13,264
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15 May 2020
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"Foggy, you need to calm down, this isn’t a big deal, it was in college, it’s not like you’re still in love with me.”
As soon as Foggy says, “Uh-huh,” he knows he’s fucked. His voice cracks in the middle of it so even without Matt’s freaky heartbeat-lie-detector skills he’d be able to tell Foggy is a dirty liar.
Foggy wishes for another alien invasion as Matt’s eyes grow wide behind his glasses.
“Oh,” Matt says.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,874
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 264
- Kudos:
- 16,399
- Bookmarks:
- 2,510
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- 137,223
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15 May 2020
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Knock Three Times (On the Ceiling If You Want Me) by poisonivory
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV)
04 Oct 2015
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Matt's downstairs neighbor sings showtunes (badly) at all hours, eats weird-smelling food, and never stops talking.
Matt falls in love long before they actually meet.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 16,884
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 347
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- 8,091
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- 1,664
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- 66,370
Bookmarked by clinicallycynicallyobsessed
15 May 2020
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Alya has no idea why her BFF is rejecting every boy that asks her out! (Re-upload)
Bookmarked by clinicallycynicallyobsessed
15 May 2020