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War has wreaked havoc on the clans residing in the forest, but thankfully it's over. Sunstar, Meadowclan's leader, prevailed over the invading rogues thanks to a less-than-noble promise with the Dark Forest cats. With the condition that he hand over an excellently trained warrior to join their ranks.
With the birth of Moonkit, Sunstar's only kin, the choice to groom the young tom into a great leader is surely what Sunstar aims to do. When an accident strikes and leaves Moonkit out of the running, however, Sunstar must pivot and decide how he'll fulfill his promise to the cats of the Dark Forest before they go back on their deal.
Unaware of his father's plot, Moonkit lives life happily, training alongside his friends until something starts guiding him toward a nefarious plot within his clan. Is someone in danger?
Follow Moonpaw, a young Meadowclan cat, as he navigates the border between family and betrayal, with a deep connection to Starclan leading him the whole way.
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House Oyster wasn’t expecting an heir anytime soon. Nor was it expecting to be the house responsible for the entire fate of Earthbread once that heir’s curse rears its head.
Dropped off by a knight at the steps of House Oyster, Royal Milk Tea Cookie is groomed to become the next member of the Venerable Convocation of Elders within the Creme Republic. It isn’t until Mille-feuille Cookie is kicked out for treason that his success is fully realized and Royal Milk Tea Cookie is properly inducted into the council.
A dragon, one that grants wishes, warns Royal Milk Tea Cookie of the wish his mother– his biological mother– made years ago. And how with her sudden disappearance, he’s the one to pay it. Unless…
With seven days to find his mother and hand her over to the dragon, Royal Milk Tea Cookie is trapped in a ship with his childhood friends with some difficult drama to unpack.
As reltationships crumble and rebuild and power manifests in the House Oyster heir, will Royal Milk Tea Cookie find his mother in time, or will Earthbread perish? -
Crystalline Destiny by clottedcreamtea
Fandoms: My Little Pony Generation 4: Friendship Is Magic (Cartoon 2010)
09 Jun 2024
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Proud student of Celestia, young colt Irradiance enjoys playful adventures with his friends. One fateful day, Irradiance’s curiosity leads him and the other students into the forbidden Everfree Forest, where the colt is drawn to a withered, corrupted crystal tree. Upon touching it, he becomes encased in crystals, paralyzing him. Although he manages to free himself, his horn and hooves remain crystallized, alienating him from his peers. Devastated by the rejection and bullying that follows, Irradiance retreats to live in the Everfree Forest, where he becomes known as the mysterious “Crystal Beast.” Years later, a group of skeptical ponies venture into the forest and encounter the reclusive Irradiance, leading to a journey of self-discovery, friendship, and a quest to cure his crystal curse. However, unbeknownst to them, a cunning Changeling Queen has sinister plans that could alter their destinies forever.
Will Irradiance find the cure to this mysterious curse? Or will the ponies fall victim to a greater evil?
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OLD VERSION OF THE CURRENT REWRITE! Consider this a first draft. Thank you.
After the events of Cookie Odyssey, the venerable Convocation of elders is in need of a new member—specifically, a peacekeeper between visited nations to assist Clotted Cream Cookie with his political affairs. Oyster Cookie's son, Royal Milk Tea Cookie, has been bred especially for this moment, and he's all too excited to fulfill his purpose finally.
When past events come to light, however, a challenge looms over not only the Creme Republic but all of Earthbread! An arranged marriage between childhood friends, longstanding love and a legend that seems a little too close to reality all become hurtles that Royal Milk Tea Cookie must cross to save his home and his friends.
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Heartbeat Thunder by Shippeh
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
29 Jul 2019
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Kirishima tries not to remember his first rut, and he's taking care to ensure it never happens again.
In which: Kirishima is an extremely aggressive Alpha by nature but insists on suppressing everything, and Bakugou is an Omega wildly confident in his secondary gender.
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- Part 1 of Heartbeat Thunder
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After crashing his car in a blizzard, Robby wakes up in the care of Dennis Whitaker, the closet thing to a doctor in Amish country.
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05 Jan 2026
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When Whitaker accidentally sends a dick pic to Dr. Robby, he never thought it would end like this.
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The ED team shuffles out, Whitaker and Dr. Robby taking up the rear. Dr. Robby stops him with a hand on Whitaker’s waist, there and gone. “Really,” he says low, directly into his ear, beard scratching his cartilage, “that was amazing. You didn’t waste any time starting compressions. That probably saved that baby’s life. You saved that baby’s life.”
The praise goes to his head, suffusing him with endorphins. “Thank you, Dad.” And he promptly wants to crawl out of his skin and slither down the drain with the after birth slop.
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16 Dec 2025
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“That one with the leather and the hair, he’s getting cast for sure.”
“Oh, yeah. Doesn’t even matter if you can actually bake, when you look like that!”
“He’ll be this year’s Chigs, or Sandro. Everyone’s flavor, you know?”When Ed Teach gets cast on The Great British Bake Off, he understands the assignment. Look hot on camera, banter with the judges, bake memorable shit.
He isn’t there to make trouble. He isn't there to make friends.
And he certainly isn’t there to fall in love with fellow baker Stede Bonnet.
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09 Feb 2025
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The rune chews them up and spits them out.
Jayce takes Viktor and runs.
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28 Dec 2024