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    series of (mostly) unrelated oneshots about marauders and skittles at hogwarts art school au

    can be read in any order! :)

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  1. Public Bookmark 65

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    It's one of those weird fucking online dating apps but worse. Sirius knows it's worse. It's the sort of app you're supposed to stay away from: something to look for sex with an awful fucking name called D(ub), which is supposed to be some play on BDSM. It's fucking stupid. He's been eyeing it since James brought it to his attention after Sirius' last series of one-night stands left him feeling bereft and so fucking empty inside that he attempted to drink the feeling away, to no avail. James clasped him on the shoulder, stole his phone, and spent the next hour grilling Sirius to answer oddly specific questions.

    "We're going to let the kink come to you," James had stated, publishing his profile.

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    22 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    Remus and Sirius can’t seem to get their newborn Teddy to stop crying, until finally they do. Then comes a whole new problem.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    “I don’t get it,” Sirius says truthfully. “Remus is such a nice person, why does everyone pretend like he’s some kind of wicked stepmother?”

    James laughs joyfully and winks at Sirius. “Are we even talking about the same person?” He holds out his hand above his head. “Big guy, about this tall, curly hair? Temper like a sleeping dragon? Smart, but a bit full of himself? Can kill you with his eyes?”

    Sirius raises his eyebrows and laughs as well. “No, I don’t think we are talking about the same person at all.”
     

    A love story about healing, new beginnings and growing up. Academia! Romance! Shared cigarettes, cute cats, lots of coffee and the most amorous business trip you have ever seen.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    When Viktor finally asks why Jayce stayed behind inside the Anomaly with him, Jayce stares at him as though he’s supremely disappointed by the question— as if Viktor has betrayed his own brilliance by asking something so irredeemably stupid. “How could I not? We’re partners.”

    Partners, Jayce calls them. Not for the first time, Viktor wonders: Partners in what?

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    Or: Jayce and Viktor survive the Hexcore, a blizzard, their own bodies, sharing a bed and all the things they’re too afraid to say. Slowly, they put themselves back together— piece by stubborn piece.

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    31 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    The E in Evan stands for edging. The B in Barty stands for brat.

     

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    Barty is hoping to get laid by a guy he met at the club, but apparently got a wrong number. He's not mad at all.

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    31 Jan 2026