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"Just as 2010: Odyssey Two was not a direct sequel to 2001: A Space Odyssey, so this book is not a linear sequel to 2010. They must all be considered as variations on the same theme, involving many of the same characters and situations, but not necessarily happening in the same universe." Arthur C. Clarke in the introduction to 2061.
A fic which takes place in one of the many parallel universe versions of the 2001 canon.
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Relationships and Culture In Locusta Astralis (A Field Study) by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Mar 2025
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“So,” Jade says, marching on ahead with her list like a determined little artilleripper, tapping at her papers. “The…Dark Carnival.” She sounds it out every part one after the other, ‘fatal-funny cullpit of the messiahs’, like how a corpse dismembered and all laid out turns into pieces instead of a whole troll.
“Dark Carnival,” you say, putting the corpse back together to show her, fast and fluid how it’s supposed to flow.
“Dark Carnival,” Jade repeats after you, choking just a little on the shift of chirr into click. “Okay! Say me what does that mean?”
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A diplomatic voyage of xenosociological discovery and awkward flirting takes place in Karkat's shitty living room, heavily backdropped by only the finest of cross-species anatomy textbooks, shitty Alternian cocktails, and schlocky Alternian romance movies.Series
- Part 3 of Aliens Sure Are Weird
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Lost And Found (In Translation) by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Aug 2023
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“Guys, hey, come on,” Jade says. “Troll language is much more specific about stuff like this, when he says stabbed he could mean something different! Karkat,” she switches to Alternian, bending her human vocal structures in painful-sounding ways but still doing a much better job than Dave, all things considered. “Stabbed, stabbed, or stabbed?”
You know you didn’t teach her the distinction between “poke hard with a non-strife-allocated object”, “stab lightly to show somebody not to fuck with you”, and “impale to kill”. Humans don’t even have that distinction. It’s a fucking miracle they get anything done.
“…Stabbed,” you say, carefully enunciating like a fucking liar.
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It's always awkward when the boyfriend meets the friend group; the boyfriend's boyfriend inviting himself along can only make it worse. Unless, of course, you're an amateur xenobiologist, sociologist, and linguist. Then it's just extra data!Series
- Part 2 of Aliens Sure Are Weird
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Domestic Diplomacy (And Other Minefields) by SpoonerizeSwiftness (SplickedyHat)
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 Nov 2022
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Karkat's moirail meets his matesprit. It goes alright. Nothing's exploding yet, anyway. Karkat just has to translate, and mediate, and fix Dave, and keep Gamzee in line, and not flip his shit. Fucking easy. It's all under control.
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Gamzee's moirail introduces him to his little alien flushcrush. It goes alright. Just the human's freaking out, and then Karkat's freaking out, and then when Gamzee goes to fix it it gets worse for some reason. It's not like the little squishy motherfuckers count as quadrants. So who knows what the big motherfucking deal is.
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Dave's boyfriend brings around his other boyfriend, and Dave has an educational experience on the subject of quadrants. It goes alright. Except the guy's a handsy dick who doesn't speak basically any English and wears clown makeup. And Karkat seems to be making some kind of romance power-move at him to prove a point. And Dave's dripping blood all over his favorite pair of sweatpants.Series
- Part 1 of Aliens Sure Are Weird
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hes kinda ripped and has a ponytail so you think hes gonna be cool but hes actually just an insurance adjuster who gets really into home improvement shows on troll tlc by itsdave
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Apr 2020
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Dave and Karkat write a novel.
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Hey Spacejerk. Good job burning down my house. Were you hoping I'd have to move? Congratulations. But that's not going to stop me from spending my every living breathing second monitoring you. And sending you mail through a system you're too dumb to figure out. Enjoy blowing your voice out screaming. -Dib
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- Part 1 of Rebellion Comes In Small PAKages
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"He found them as little more than a heap of scrap. They woke up in a barren room."
V2 died in Limbo. Minos found them.
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- Part 1 of (*fin)
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“Aren’t you a sweet little thing?” the woman says softly. “With a dear little neck. I’ll certainly make sure I get a taste of you, later on.”
“A… taste?” he echoes. It’s an effort to force the words up to his mouth. The woman smiles, and her teeth are white and shiny and oddly pointed. How funny.
“I expect you’re all kinds of delicious,” she says, smiling even wider.
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Elias kidnaps Jon and takes him to a vampire dinner and ball, where Jon is, of course, on the menu. Luckily, there’s a Slayer in the vicinity.
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- Part 20 of Whumptober 2025
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a portrait of a lady on fire in my head by serosanguinedischarge
Fandoms: SCP Foundation
27 Aug 2025
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A few pats on the head and a chocolate bar is all it takes for Iceberg to make the worst decision of his life.
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19 Nov 2025
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He finds himself looking forward to the office in all of its dread and mundanity, if not for Gears’ presence then for the pleasure of hearing a good-morning from him, a good-night when he leaves. The once welcoming thrill of explosives development begins to bore him.
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1: a graphic description or representation
2: a striking or artistic grouping : arrangement, scene
3 [short for tableau vivant (from French, literally, living picture)] : a depiction of a scene usually presented on a stage by silent and motionless costumed participants.///
in which jay has a puppy crush on a second year student, and it backfires horribly.
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For once, Roxy leads him exactly where he needs to go.
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He looks up to you like a deer in headlights, pressed against his bathroom walls, shirt off and pants tugged down. For a moment, you feel unfamiliar mortification at thinking you'e interrupted him jerking off.
Then you see the knife by his side, and the small multitude of sharp blue eyes peeking from under his bandages, and you wish he had been jerking off.
(Or, in which Sam's "luck" at dodging near fatal scenarios involves... An unfortunate complication.
Hellen helps.)
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In which Jack Noir trades a small chunk of his weapons stock to a shithead named Strider, in exchange for aforementioned shithead's kid, because Bro doesn't fucking deserve to have a kid and Dave deserves to not be in the situation he's in. Also known as, the Stabdad AU.
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- Part 9 of Stabdad (Integrated Worlds)
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your love is a threat and i'm nauseous by maarvehl
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
01 Sep 2025
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It was absolutely unremarkable. Some girl talking to herself as she explored a building that she was clearly bored of. Nothing special.
Jax… knew that voice, though. It made all of the difference. He wanted her to say something else-- he needed her to say something else. He could hear his heartbeat in his ears. In the back of his mind, he could hear a jester-looking girl laughing at something stupid he said.
(Or: After escaping the circus, Jax finds himself back in the unchanged real world. Unfortunately, the relationships he'd made-- and didn't make-- in the Circus continued to nag at him.)
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- Part 1 of forget me not
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The Starlight Drive In has its settlers, and also a squatter.
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dave and the mayor play chess
written for homestuck shipping world cup 2013, bonus round 5: board/tabletop games
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- Part 2 of hswc 2013 fills
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PM/WV for the homestuck1000 community on livejournal. Neither of them has much, but that doesn't mean they have nothing to give.
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When Battat gets caught only wearing about half of his Mike outfit, he is fully ready for his life to be over. He could not have predicted what would follow.
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- Part 1 of Mike is definitely part of the polycule!
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** Archived from Fanfiction.net; originally published in November 2012 **
In an anonymous office in the Copley Building in Boston, there is a stoic accountant who never speaks, and a nervy receptionist who never stops talking.
(Modern AU Chelley)
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A rendezvous under the bosses' clock is a secret best kept between you, me, and the guy driving the van.
