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Tracey and Quinn have been traveling on their own for almost a year, and it’s been challenging to say the least.
Copies aren’t meant to last this long, and they’re certainly not equipped to live in the wilderness- especially a place as dangerous as Gravity Falls. Yet the unfortunate duo is trying anyway, because the only thing harder would be accepting the fact that they were doomed to fail from the start, just like all the other Dipper clones.
After a surprise thunderstorm turns their nomadic lifestyle on its head, the faux twins discover they may not be as alone as they first thought…
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Caryn has been having a rough couple years.
It started when her teenage son was thrown out of their home, lost to the dead of night with not a dollar to his name.
Then her other son left for college- to a bigger brighter future that didn't involve his floundering family. He didn't write, he didn't call, he didn't have to. They may as well have been strangers by this point.
Then the worst news came.
That her youngest son, Stanley, was dead.
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Bill Cipher has been dealing with humans for a long time. They were all the same, whiny little flesh bags with too much pride and way too many problems. In the thousands of years he’d been communicating with the little worms he’d had a total of 0 successes. It almost made him want to give up on the inferior creatures all together.
But things have been different this time around. Stanford Pines is not only the perfect pawn for his plan, but surprisingly tolerable company too.
Even more surprisingly is the fact that lately Bill has been feeling things for the human, romantic things, and if he’s crazy enough he might just act on them...
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It's Stanley Pines' birthday, and he's having a rough time coping with the loss of his brother, because despite not seeing him for the last 30 years this day is something they'll always share.
Luckily he doesn't have to celebrate alone, and a surprise visitor might just be the pick-me-up he needs. What started as a day full of pain and regret didn't necessarily have to stay that way.
(Set one year before canon.)
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When it came to poker night with the Pines family the rules were merely a suggestion. Countless hands were cheated, aces were up every sleeve, and the stakes were up to the players.
But the chaos was part of the fun, wasn't it? After a night of rowdy plays there may even be some family secrets to spill...
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Caine’s People Pleasing Services (The amazing digital circus AU) by TheIzzIzzy
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
06 Sep 2025
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Pomni, down on her luck after having been recently fired, receives a mysterious letter advertising a new potential job for her. Her world is quickly thrown upside down upon signing the dotted line, but is it in a way she likes?
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11 Sep 2025
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Fiddleford and Stanford ignored their feelings for each other the first two times they lived together. Third time's the charm.
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Stan and Ford come to stay with Fiddleford after nearly a year at sea.
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01 Jul 2025
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The summer of 1966 was one of the happiest summers Stanley and Stanford ever had. It was the year they found their beloved ship and promised each other that they would one day sail in search of adventure. Unfortunately, things hardly ever seemed to go right for very long, and they soon find themselves very far from home and each other.
In January of 1982, Stan and Ford are over a thousand miles away each other when they each have a chance encounter with familiar faces.
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30 Jun 2025
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Collection of short Gravity Falls things. Probably a lot of Ford.
This chapter: Stan and some bad introspection, pre-series
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04 Dec 2024
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So this is a crack fic based on the idea of these two flirting with Dad Mode engaged. Worst. Possible. Pick up lines. Ever.
I would also like to thank corndog-patrol on Tumblr for the amazing pic that comes with it!
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30 Oct 2022