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He graduated from the Academy at the age of five. Made Chūnin at the age of six. Promoted to Jōnin at ten. By thirteen he’d earned his bingo book entry, his ANBU tattoo and the moniker Copy Nin (Friend Killer).
By fourteen he had lost everyone who had ever mattered to him.
And now at fifteen he’s being told that he is a father.
Like most things on that list, it was being thrust upon him. Unasked for. Unwanted. Albeit quietly, reluctantly, from the somber arms of a girl he didn’t remember from a night he couldn’t remember– one of an endless string of nights that he could not remember.Kakashi is Sakura's father.
For twelve years he gets to forget that fact.
The past always has a way of catching up.Bookmarked by corvidae_queen
02 Mar 2026
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When a training exercise accidentally lands the freshly-minted Team Seven in the paranoid Land of Rain, the stakes of their little practice mission abruptly get a lot higher. Rain’s Hidden Village isn’t very gung-ho about S-rank foreign shinobi who cross their border unannounced, after all.
Consequently, Kakashi is taken captive and marched off for interrogation and probably execution in the Hidden Village. Sakura, mistaken for a fugitive criminal, is taken captive along with him. Sasuke and Naruto are left behind, left to fend for themselves as they try to rescue their teammates.
At this point in time, Team Seven is barely a team yet, and Kakashi is barely a teacher yet. But they will have to learn. Naruto and Sasuke will have to learn to work together. Sakura will have to become a shinobi for far more urgent reasons than to impress Sasuke, and Kakashi will have to teach her how to do that.
These are challenges they’ll have to overcome. Because, no matter how difficult it’ll be, they will fight for their brand-new teammates’ safety.
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02 Mar 2026
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He warned them. Repeatedly. Kakashi didn’t want a genin team. Kakashi had no idea of what to do with a genin team. He was self-aware enough to know he wasn’t quite right in the head. He should not be trusted with a bunch of children.
But did the Sandaime hear him? No, because the Sandaime wasn’t Minato-sensei and the old man never listened to him. And he went ahead with the brilliant idea of saddling him with his dead sensei’s son, Itachi’s little brother, and a kunoichi who was so much a canon folder that she had a literal target on her bright red dress.
He would not be blamed for the shitshow that was about to start.
OR.
Kakashi only knows how to teach three things: survival, assassination, and pretending to be normal. Good thing that's exactly what his cute little genins need to learn.
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26 Feb 2026
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Sakura was only five years old when she realized her parents would never be able to give her love again.
They were dead.
And now, a woman with light pink hair like her own, but with her left eye covered in bandages, had come for her.
“I’m Haruno Sanika. Your aunt. Don’t ever call me Oba-chan. Just call me Sanika.”
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About a fan who ends up in the world of Naruto and becomes Sakura Haruno’s aunt.
Well, how bad could that possibly be?Bookmarked by corvidae_queen
12 Feb 2026
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one notable conversation at ichiraku ramen stand by screamsudoku
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
09 Feb 2026
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“I heard they’re calling us the Neo-Sannin now,” Naruto says. His ramen bowl is placed down with a firm clink, jolting Sakura out of her thoughts. The whole table wobbles as he takes his seat roughly, without a care for other items that teeter, and Sasuke has to steady the entire ledge with his one arm. “Isn’t that insane, like it’s so-” He snaps his fingers, a lost scrunch to his brows, “-what’s the word?”
“Pretentious?” Sasuke supplies, bland. He hands Sakura a pair of chopsticks, and she accepts them, mute.
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